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[ledzeppelinwho]

ok im getting better
im no longer leading mike on
i think he gets the point i dont like him
even tho the other day our manager was like we need to call someone in
and mike was like " ill call alisha! she likes me and has a crush on me." 
wonderful.
but he hung up on me the other day bc i told him i was hanging out w/ ben and brian.
so hopefully he gets

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[wastingourlives]

you dont want a boyfriend, but what about a girlfriend? im a little bit older, i dont smoke, i do want to get in your pants, but i can wait.

[ledzeppelinwho]

lol. that seriously just made my day. i cant lie

but you need ot come home
LIKE NOW.

because im having a crisis over here. and i NEED your help

[fuzz_of_silence]

everything will be fine my love.
just tell them.
be like...uh you're a little old for me.
or, i really don't have time for a boyfriend right now.

from experience, those are my favorite whorish vibe lines.

[ledzeppelinwho]

lmao THE WHORISH VIBE!