Yo Strawberry!

[leeadamamusings]

randombattlecry's drabble generator post on battlestar_blog prompted me to go looking for other story generators and I found Randumbness. It produced this gem.

Title: Yo Strawberry!
Author: leeadamamusings aka anastashial
Rating: G
Character/Pairing: Lee/Kara
Genre: Crack Fic
Word Count: 1240
Spoilers: You've got to be kidding!
Disclaimer: They're not mine but Ron said we could play with them.
Summary: Lee goes

Comments

[buckeye94]

Kara has a prostate. Who knew? :D

[leeadamamusings]

Yeah I had a laugh over that one.

[jananaphone]

HAHAHAHAHA. Also, this? "With a mighty leap, Lee was out of the Viper and went flamboyantly jaunting toward Kara's front door." Best mental image EVER.

[leeadamamusings]

His poor quiet Lee side would have a heart attack over flamboyant though wouldn't he?

[leeadamamusings]

Asking for the happy ending yields this:

But then God came down with His smart smile and restored Lee's strawberry. Feeling puzzled, God smote the Cylons for their injustice. Then He got in His amphibious vehicle and blasted away with the fortitude of one million legless puppies running from a little pack of long-haired sea monkeys. Lee stumbled with joy when he saw this. His strawberry was safe. It was a good thing, too, because in ten minutes his favorite TV show, D'Anna's Fleet News Report, was going to come on (followed immediately by 'When Indonesian devil cats meet gun'). Lee was pleased. And so, everyone except Kara and a few rusty razor blade-toting albino cats lived blissfully happy, forever after.

[austinthesky]

roflol! this is the first fic that i have ever read on livejournal and i nearly peed myself. great job!

[leeadamamusings]

Thanks. Of course most of the credit has to go to the person who created the story generator but I think my selecting strawberry as one of the variables was an inspired choice. It wasn't anywhere near as funny when I tried the next time using Presidential gavel.

[austinthesky]

lol. well i thank you for your inspiration. it was very entertaining. :-D