Don't insult Mr. Sarcasm
anonymous
October 15 2002, 21:20:58 UTC
Mr. Johnny Sarcasm is an associate of mine. Frankly he is the lead guitarist of the greatest band ever Delicious Morton! And I (and neither will the rest of the band) tolerate this torturing of this man unless we (the rest of the members in Delicious Morton) are somewhat apart of it. Thank you. -Herbert J. Krinklefeather III-
Re: Don't insult Mr. SarcasmleeisfreeOctober 20 2002, 06:35:59 UTC
Dearest Krinklefeather,
A few corrections are in order, despite my appreciation for your thoughtful comment in my defense. First of all, it is "a part," not "apart." Secondly you opened your third sentence with the word "and," which is a conjunction or subtraction or some odd thing. Lastly, our idea for a band named after the famous chicken-and-beans shack owned by Delicious Morton himself has not yet come to be. While we hope to exist, we currently do not, and that makes us no better than Milli Vanilli at this current juncture (and thus, still immensely better than Linkin Park). I hope there are no hard feelings between us and apologize for any.
Re: Don't insult Mr. Sarcasm
anonymous
November 10 2002, 02:02:13 UTC
Dear Mr. Sarcasm, Thank you for making me look like a total retard. Your reply made me look like I was Donnie Murray but twenty times worse b/c not only did my side hurt but my feelings as well. I mean its cool and all but Milli Vanilli cannot handle us. We can lipsing better than them. I know our band is not yet formed but we are the greatest soon to be band ever. Hopefully there is no grammar mistakes.
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-Herbert J. Krinklefeather III-
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A few corrections are in order, despite my appreciation for your thoughtful comment in my defense. First of all, it is "a part," not "apart." Secondly you opened your third sentence with the word "and," which is a conjunction or subtraction or some odd thing. Lastly, our idea for a band named after the famous chicken-and-beans shack owned by Delicious Morton himself has not yet come to be. While we hope to exist, we currently do not, and that makes us no better than Milli Vanilli at this current juncture (and thus, still immensely better than Linkin Park). I hope there are no hard feelings between us and apologize for any.
Best wishes of Pop-Tarts™ and Uno™ games,
-Johnathan Q. Sarcasm, Esq.
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Thank you for making me look like a total retard. Your reply made me look like I was Donnie Murray but twenty times worse b/c not only did my side hurt but my feelings as well. I mean its cool and all but Milli Vanilli cannot handle us. We can lipsing better than them. I know our band is not yet formed but we are the greatest soon to be band ever. Hopefully there is no grammar mistakes.
Sincerely,
Herbert J. Krinklefeather III
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