Great Pick-Up Lines

[leelia]

"I'll make you breakfast. How do you like your eggs? Poached, scrambled or fertilized?"

"Here I am! What are your other two wishes?" (From Good Luck Chuck)

Do you know any good ones?

Comments

[sqrt_neg1]

I've never used this classic one because it's so slimy. (In fact, most pickup lines are pretty slimy.)

"If I said you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

[body_electronic]

Hi, I have a job, a car, a house, no std's, no wife, and no kids.