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[leemur]

Sorting through a box of stuff, I found a journal I started when I was working as a oyster shucker in Broome. I am about to ditch it, so I decided I would record it (in its entirity, no less) for posterity Strange to be leaving the backpackers. Can't say I particularly liked it there, despite the ever present cute foreign female booty

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[etimodnar]

...nah
I don't really want to imagine it. :-P
Was he really retarded?

[leemur]

No, I think he was just a bit of a nut. He watched the same movie everyday (or more on the weekends), asked me if I would shoplift with him, kept stealing Jayden's beer and asked if I wanted to have sex with him.

It wasn't even a good movie.

[etimodnar]

in which case, I hope the sex was better. ;D

[leemur]

You're breaking my mind, woman.

But you made me laugh out loud, so all is forgiven.

[leemur]

Are you commenting on my writing style or the abrupt ending?

Or in other words, the levity or the brevity?

[starla80]

I am so glad you posted this. What an experience! To bad you got to fraternise with the freaks instead of the cute foreign female booty.

[leemur]

Oh, that story was just the tip of the iceberg.

There was a fair bit of other stuff to the trip, such as paying for my ticket back to Perth by selling booze and gambling, the rather odd experience of not having a mirror for two weeks, then finding out what I look like when I haven't shaved for that long and the even odder experience of spending two weeks without seeing a single female, then heading back to the backpackers with all the aforementioned cute foreign female booty.

I had never had so many cold showers in my life.

Booze

[anonymous]

Recommendation: if you're ever at a party with Lee, get him to tell you the story about the abovementioned booze. It's a classic.

-- Alastair