this has food...

[leenaujus]

food food food food food food

Comments

[anonymous]

She's agreed to let me crash on her couch if she gets me fired. You're all witnesses.

in the spirit of capitalism...

[leenaujus]

you'll have to pay you way. and we'll put your talents to use by employing you as my living historian.
i saw it on "alexander the great" (history channel) the other night and fell in love with the idea. he had one, and so shall i. basically, you get to follow me around and catalogue my life.
let's start off nice and easy. this morning i took a dump that curled around the bowl like a dormant yet stinky brown snake. got that? good. there's more coming soon.

[anonymous]

Yeah, but Alexander had more important things to do than to write his own history. You obviously don't have any such problem.

[_luaineach]

I love food.