You Can't Join The Honor Society Because You Once Killed A Man Day!

[leeno_dog_waxer]

Today you'll have to come up with an excuse for why you're declining an offer to join the Phi Beta Kappa Honor Society. The reason you're declining is there is a release form you have to sign that says you don't have a criminal record and that they may access records to verify this. Unfortunately, you have a record of aggravated assault, motor

Comments

[the_evil_bapho]

What did Henry Kissinger and Michael Crichton do? Or not do?

I bet if you really really wanted to you could still get in. Did you send this shit to those lazy people?

[the_evil_bapho]

Jason -
This is a parody of girlsarepretty.com. Alex didn't actually kill anyone and will be getting into phi bet kappa provided he pays the entry fee.

Alex - yours is even better than girlsarepretty, except the 1600 SAT score is stretching it a bit. And, yeah, firearms would be better in this story but, yeah.

[anonymous]

You should send this to the girlsareppretty.com guy. It's really good. Maybe you could fill in for him while he's on hiatus