Today, I literally spent 45 minutes explaining to a customer how to open up Internet Explorer, and click a link on a web page. My phone's call log doesn't lie. There seriously needs to be a law passed requiring people to pass a written test before they are allowed to touch computers ( Read more... )

I want to go swimming, so I have decided that I will go swimming tomarrow. I need goggles.

I'm at work, and I haven't had anything to do for the past hour and 45 minutes; so after having already bugged Fred at his cubicle, and gotten sick of browsing the inter-web, I decided to start typing here, for lack of anything better to do. Right now I really want to listen to Third Eye Blind. A lot. But instead, I've had Brand New playing all ( Read more... )

Hello, my name is now Steve. Or, for some reason, that's what people seem to think. Weird.

I just finished watching an episode of "Undergrads", and it made me really miss my freshman year of WNEC. I miss it. I miss the people who I've lost touch with, the good times, the bad times, the drama I couldn't deal with. I miss ditching classes I didnt care about, being worked up about things that didn't matter, making mistakes that hindsight ( Read more... )

Today was the first day of the rest of my life. I woke up. I went to work. I dealt with dumb people all day. I got paid for it. The end.

Sometimes I wonder why I try ( Read more... )

I was just checking the morning voicemail at work, and got this gem ( Read more... )

I was dealing with someone on the phone today for 35 minutes straight. It was more along the lines of my hearing their office conversation, which I would love to share but am sure really shouldn't. So you'll never know. Ha ( Read more... )

Last week I posted my laptop on EBay for sale, because I don't really need a laptop anymore, and I do need money. Posting on EBay went smoothly as these things tend to do. Out of a sense of hope that I hoped wasn't in vain, I made the option a "Buy It Now" purchase of 800 bucks. Ideally, someone would look at my laptop, realize that they just ( Read more... )