Im very hot and so are some of the other people here but not near me.


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hello! my name is Inigo Montoya you killed my father prepare to die!

hello! my name is Inigo Montoya you killed my father prepare to die!

hello! my name is Inigo Montoya you killed my father prepare to die!

IN SPRINGTIME, THE ONLY PRETTY RING TIME
BIRDS SING, HEY DING
A-DING, A-DING
SWEET LOVERS LOVE THE SPRING

Mr. Lovejoy

Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

We are the music-makers, and we are the dreamers of
dreams.

THERE'S NO EARTHLY WAY OF KNOWING ( Read more... )

To The Pain! this means that I will cut off you nose then your eyes then your tongue then your chin. but I will not take your ears for those you keep because then you can hear the cry's of people who pass by you and see your hideousness, a baby's cry, a women yep of "dear god what is that thing" that is what "To The Pain" means.

hello boys and girls! this is your old pal stinky weasel teeth. I might go and work for denny's but i dont know i still need to do some stuff: i had my tongue removed for intended purposes but it never fell through. go out into the streets and yell out of the top of your lungs loud and proud; "what the fuck is going on in my pants!". then the ( Read more... )

Its a celebration bi-oches, Im back. and if nobody cares then Fuck You and Shut Up and sit down. please. any who i just read some post and caught up to present state of this community. so far i haven't done to much (but everyone here is doing that HahahHAHHHAHAHHAHHAHAHHA) you guys are real losers ( Read more... )

alright kids if you want to kill yourself then lets do it right and not half ass so lets begin ( Read more... )

Fact: u.s. children 8-12 could name more brands of beer than presidents ( Read more... )

that today is hot as hell ( Read more... )