lmfao, you're absolutely right... but wanna hear the best part??? i copied and pasted that whole thing from an email Numa sent to the staff. so *he* was wrong!!!
"I'M SORRY IT'S FUCKING BUSY I'M LOSING MY FRICKEN MIND EXTRA LARGE MARSHMALLOW LIGHT AND SWEET NO TOMATOES UPPER REAR BALCONY ALL SEATS FORTY-FIVE NO WE DON'T HAVE A PARKING LOT GOD I HATE THIS SONG SHUT UP IT'S MY ANGRY WALL OH I KNOW HE'S SO HOT MY STAPLER'S BUSTED BOX OFFICE PLEASE HOLD YOU HAVE NO CHOICE MAR'S NOT HERE BUT I'M GONNA DRINK MY OWN MATTER AND LIKE IT HOLY SHIT TURN THE RADIO OFF I CAN'T HEAR GODDAMMIT EW CHICKA CHICKA WITH HIS SLIMY TEETH STOP PICKING UP OUR PHONES FUCK ITS NOT ON SALE WE HAVE NO INFO ON THAT AT THIS TIME BOX OFFICE PLEASE HOLD GODDAMMIT THEY FUCKED UP OUR ORDER FUCK YOU BROADWAY THIS IS ALL WE HAVE AVAILABLE THEY ONLY GIVE US BLOCKS OF TICKETS AT A TIME BOX OFFICE PLEASE HOLD IM SORRY THOSE ARE ONLY AVAILABLE ON THE INTERNET BOX OFFICE PLEASE HOLD YOU HAVE NO CHOICE SMIIIIILE LIKE YOU MEANNNN ITTT DOO *DOOO* DOOO... DOO *DOOO* DOOO... DOO *DOOO* DOOO FUCK I NEED IBUPROFEN AND A KISS A DIDDLE A TICKLE SOMETHING FUCK YOU MA'AM I MEAN PLEASE HOLD YOU HAVE NO CHOICE HOLY FUCKING SHIT I NEED THOSE TWO
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typical!!!!!!!!!
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that's hot you drove him home...
damn i hate daylight savings...wait it's fall behind that can be fun...
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"i am leaving you a voicemail at the same time i am leaving you an LJ comment"
HOWEVER. i suck at multi-tasking.
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