Just trust me. I rule.

Best Wife Ever.

I am so sad. Apparently I am incapable to loosing my crap-bought-it-at-target jewelry,

oh no, I can only loose parts of my nice stuff. The stuff I love and like to wear for special occasions.

I hope those two missing earnings from the two different jewelry sets I love are very happy where ever they are lost at.

Could you go a month without buying anything other than food and gas?

Why or why not?

WTF?

When did I turn into a hen?

Seriously?

I just read a peta website that was advertizing "dog bone paperclips ( Read more... )

Dear coworkers.

No, I dont think its fair to split a bill evenly when it was in no way even. I ordered a salad, most of you ordered entrees. Very big difference in price.

Oh, I see you already gave them the check with my money inside that I Was supposed to get change back from, because you decided we were splitting.

Ps I like you all, but you

Oh GOD! Flavored creamer is the SHIT! Why did I never know this....

This is soooo not good....

some days, its just frozen yogurt for dinner. yup. just about the only thing right with my world

Jesus and I agreed to see other people dosent mean we dont still talk from time to time...

best quote ever

For the second time in two weeks I ran 7ish miles in one go ( Read more... )