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[leez]

Ten Top Trivia Tips about Liz!

1. The average human spends about 30 days during their life in liz!
2. It's bad luck to put liz on a bed.
3. During the reign of Peter the Great, any Russian nobleman who chose to wear liz had to pay a special liz tax!
4. Liz is the only bird that can swim but not fly.
5. 99 percent of the pumpkins sold in the US end up as liz!

Comments

[norphen]

Oh my god, I actually laughed out loud at that. How random! The 3rd one is a riot.

[norphen]

Also..
"India tested its first nuclear Rob in 1974."

[leez]

haaaahaha...i'm quite fond of 8, in fact.

[joeloco]

Yes, but that last one makes you sound hillarious!

[joeloco]

Joe can give birth ten days after being born, and is born pregnant!

Joe is the largest of Saturn's moons!

[leez]

you were TOTALLY born pregnant. sloot.

[senatorlarry]

You officially win at life.

Also:

Scientists believe that roger began billions of years ago as an enormous ball of dust and gas.
Roger can't sweat!
The average human spends about 30 days during their life in roger.

And

More than one million stray dogs and half a million stray cats live in roger.

Talk about slutty.

[leez]

you still ARE an enormous ball of dust and gas. OHHHHHH, I WENT THERE!

[applequeen]

The humans like to get all up in Liz, but, curiously, not on a bed. Hmmmmmm. Hey can I go to the movies with you ladies tonight? Call me.

[g__m0ney]

threads of beaten liz, i laughed out loud about that one.