MARRY, SHAG, THROW OFF A CLIFF MEME
1) Comment this and I will give you 3 people.
2) Post this meme with your answers.
3) Provide pictures and the names of 3 people.
4) Label which you would marry, shag, and throw off a cliff.
The evil
theagonyofblank gave me these options: Idina Menzel. Zooey Deschanel. Leighton Meester.
So. Very. Hard.
Throw Off a Cliff
Nowhere in the instructions say that I can't jump off the cliff to try and save her, so what I'll do is throw her off and try to save her with a parachute, or we'll bungee-jump and I get to push her off. That still counts, right? Zooey's awesome, I figured she'll forgive me if I did all that. It's a win-win situation, really.
Marry
Besides the important fact that I'm totally smitten by her, friends have been telling me that I should date people my own age. So yeah. We'll get hitched in Canada, adopt 2.5 kids from Malawi and vacay in the Maldives. No, I do not have dreams about this. Eat shit so sorry, Sebastian Stan.
Shag
I could never kill her, and we can't marry because well, she's already taken!! So this would have to do. Plus also, abs of steel. Just look at her, who wouldn't want to shag that?
I just realized all of them can act and sing. I must say, I've got good taste. *grins*