Here's a really good one....

[leftalivedick]

so a pirate walks into a bar buck ass naked. The bartender notices him but being intimidated by the pirate he chooses to say nothing. He then then notices a small steering wheel shoved up the pirates p hole. Thinking to himself this is a physical impossibility he asks the pirate..."do you know that you got a steering wheel shoved up your p hole

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[molotov_riot]

Dammit, Ricky.

[dawnofnight]

Arrr i been telling everyone that joke for ye past 2 weeks harhaharrrr!