Isn't it amazing how much your life can change in a year? At this time last year, fresh from the dorms I was living with Peter. I had just started at Home Depot and didn't yet realize how much it would suck. I was taking a billion summer classes, which towards the end of August would drive me to the brink of a mental breakdown. Tommy the Taurus ( Read more... )

Am I the only one who misses Ally McBeal? I LOVED that show, and then all of a sudden it was off the air. So what Calysta Flockhart is a little skinny. Paris Hilton is built like a hand rail but everyone seems to love her, and she doesn't even have any talent! The Internet Movie Database has a listing of memorable quotes from the show. This is ( Read more... )

Damn I want a Den Pop right now. I find it sad that at 11:30 all I can think about is a $.75 forty-eight ounce Mountain Dew ( Read more... )

( my 5am jam )

Dear pothead landlord ( Read more... )

I am consistently amazed at the level of unnessesary drama in my life.

Here's how it goes. Take some lyrics, any lyrics and translate them using google's translation tools.

Translate:
From English to German
Then German to French
Then French to English.

This is what it came back with for me:

They look at that I you would like your heart thus breaks finely and to give to gain.For extra fun, run it through the ( Read more... )

I am officially DONE till AUGUST!!!!  I can't believe it.  Summer is here!  Tomorrow I start my summer workout plan with Melinda.  I'm turning in my last paper for my 444 class and then I work at 5.  Here is my agenda for the next 4 months:

• Workout.  Lots.
• Get Drunk.  Lots.
• Work, get promoted, begin taking over. 
• Read good books.
• Go to the beach.

Has anyone else seen "The Office" on TV? Tonight's episode was about an interoffice basketball game. Favorite lines ( Read more... )

I haven't updated in 2 weeks. Here's the rundown ( Read more... )