You are an abomination in the eyes of creator (which begs the question why he created you in the first place) and must be punished for all eternity. So sorry it's in the book somewhere (Lefthandian 69) I think.
Lefthandian... that would be after the Book of Armaments, right?
"And lo, the Lord did smite all who partook of the instant oatmeal, and dubbed them abomination." Or something like that. I'll ask Mother Bennett next Sunday. :)
Click to view
Comments 3
That was marvelous. I think my relatives' heads would explode. If I were mean, I would forward it to them the way they forward me all that crap.
Reply
Reply
"And lo, the Lord did smite all who partook of the instant oatmeal, and dubbed them abomination." Or something like that. I'll ask Mother Bennett next Sunday. :)
Reply
Leave a comment