Well, I'm back in Naples, and to my welcome I a bum knee and a broken guitar ( Read more... )

Gouda cheese is da bomb ( Read more... )

...ROX MY SOX ( Read more... )

Damn, that 24 pound fuck was our destruction site. We tore that bird up!! Anyone else just pig the fuck out this weekend, I did, and I loved it! Thanks so much mom for doing absolubtely everything for me, and spoiling me rotten, it was very much needed. The pumpkin pie was great and the free trips out to eat were delightful ( Read more... )

Nine-Hundred Ninety Nine Trillion, Nine-Hundred Ninety Nine Billion, Nine-Hundred Ninety Nine Million, Nine-Hundred Ninety Nine Thousand, Nine-Hundred Ninety Nine...

...plus one

What's the number when you add the one?

Two more days until I'm home!!! so excited!! My niece called me today to tell me she missed me, and to say that she cleaned my room. I'm the luckiest man alive ( Read more... )

I hate how socks come up missing mysteriously every single time I do my laundry! It's a neverending tragedy...I'm up to 5 missing socks!! This is getting out of hand. I just wanna know what happens to them....how do they get lost? Does someone have a theory or an explanation to why this phenomenom occurs ( Read more... )

I saw pretty girls make graves last nite...they rock out with their cock out. The ex-models are amazing as well, they remind me of the Dillinger Escape Plan in a weird and twisted way ( Read more... )

The reason why I'm loud...is because I don't give a fuck.

We're out of toilet paper.