Here in the molten core of Bruce T. Halle library students are bursting into flames... but unfortunately the ones who ask dumb questions seem to be coated in asbestos... and are thus flame retardent (a feature that compliments their mental retardation quite nicely).

Reading a damn fine piece of crit for lit 490 about the alleged liberal bias in ( Read more... )

The new Weakerthans album has a song about curling, and an elegy for Gump Worsley the second to last goalie in pro-hockey to wear a mask. Read the guy's wiki sometime, interesting as all hell. Goddamn I fucking love them. Best part is, I finally get to see them with Ashes ( Read more... )

Wow Ovid was a dick. He says that women enjoy "near-rape", and is awfully fond of the sex-as-conquest metaphor. Also, according to an ancient roman physician menstrual blood causes rabies in dogs. It's true. And Aristotle tells us that menses is an attempt by a "mutilated" female body to produce semen. It's nice to see the progression of all our ( Read more... )

No sleep to speak of, but I saw a praying mantis outside the library. I appreciated a moment with a stranger. Sometimes people aren't bastards. It's really lonely in here.

Had to poop, but abstained from taking the laptop in with me.... there are just certain combinations that MUST be abstained from. You don't take the laptop into the pooper. You don't eat during sex. EVER. It's just creepy. Now you can take a break from sex. Go have a sandwich. Soup. Soup would be better. It's winter and its cold, snowing, ice all ( Read more... )

weeee im on my laptop next to larry who says she is a biiiig douchebag correction im a big douche bag....i ll fight her ....and you too mother fucker howard hughes was a fucking nut job and so is your mom... cate blanchet is gorgeous and jude law is kind of sexy

New laptop is here. It's pretty and runs well. Has Vista, which is not entirely suck. I think it was just designed for mac using assholes. I spose its alright. Or I'll at least get used to it. I'm going to go get shit done now....on my porch PWNED.

There is no genre more annoying than lit-crit. Honestly. There's an old Orwell essay, where he takes a paragraph-long sentence fron an english professor and cuts it down to size. His sentence says the same damn thing, only 100 times more clearly. Any time you write anything, you should leave a simplified point of entry for the reader. I don't care ( Read more... )

Fuckin eh. Fall has begun and I am back in the lab. iprint is lame. But I almost want to chuckle at the fact that people have to pay now. Fuck em I don't feel bad for them at all. I just know that when they bitch.... I'm going to hear it. Fuck summer. Fall is my time. Winter too. I'm going to go get my admissions shit together. 16weeks.

I finished my SOP and I've got a writing sample. All I need are rec letters. I'm going to grad school. In 16 weeks I will be a college graduate. That just hit me today. I have never been more proud. I have never been more excited than I am for grad school. I am an educated man?