I was so certain that we'd never have any sort of boy problem.... oh boy. Click.

I'm in Urinetown.

Happy Halloween homies. What's everybody dressing up as?

Always the friend. Always the friend. Always the friend.

I'm really tired of suppressing it, so I'm just gonna come right out and say it. I'm so effing lonely that I can't stand it anymore. I don't want anyone to comment, please. Thank you.

Ashley moves back to California today.

This is going to be a weird year.

Dear Jamie,

You're gonna need to stop kissing gay guys. OK?

Babygurl,

You're my reason for everything. I love you so so so much. I know that you're going to be fabulous. I wish you the best of luck. I love you forever.

I have to get eleven books. Eleven. For a single semester. WTF?! Am I overreacting?

But the good news is that one of the textbooks for my women's studies class is BRIDGET JONES' DIARY!!!!!! Perf.

Tonight, Marlena was telling Jess and I about her new life in NYC and I still can't even fathom it. It sounded so perfect and beautiful and amazing. If

I'm off to my favorite place in the world. I have to wake up at 4:30 in the a.m. Leave some love.