Stardust Legacy 1:1

Nov 23, 2008 23:11


Warnings: Swearing, Girly-boys, gay sims. 49 pics.







Okay folks, Heres our Founder, Topaz Stardust!
He's a Knowledge Sim with the lifetime want to become a criminal mastermind. Which means we'll spend this entire legacy cracking jokes about spandex fetishes.
Sloppy - 4
Shy - 0
Active - 6
Playful - 7
Nice - 8

Turn ons - Fitness and facial hair, Turn off - Stinkyness.

In summary, flaming homosexual.



This is...well I was going to say shack, but it dosen't even have four walls and a roof...



Topaz isn't pleased at all by his new 'home'



Wow...that's an ugly paper boy...he has lovely eyes though.



Oh Hi Juan from my other legacy which everyone should go and read [/plug]



UGLEH



FEMALE AND UGLEH



Ah...dresses, everyone loves fashion in this neighbourhood, I'm not shitting you.



I think there going to be greeeaaat friends.







Benjiman shakes it like a poloroid picture.



Juan: LOOKING AT BENJIMAN'S NOSE REMINDS ME OF THAT HOMEWRECKING HUSSY CHARLES.



But...but...you're a knowledge sim! You're meant to hate sex!



Topaz gets invited to go downdown, he accepts, hopeing to find some delicious man-meat.



Topaz: You know you love my gay pink hair and nails.

To downtown!



FEMALE



UGLEH AND FEMALE



UGLEH



UGLEH



UGLEH

But, just when all hope is lost...



Hai thar cute bartender~



Topaz just cuts right to the chase.



Amar wasn't very impressed.



Though any subject on food as Amar gripped. Fat fuck.



It's at this point I realise they have identical highstyles, TWU WUV.



Topaz: *giggles* You're cute~



Amar: Back off Sissy boy.
Fug: LOL I'M IN COLLEGE :D



Yo there Crumplebottom!
Anyway, we decide to leave downtown. basically because it's getting late.



Topaz invites Amar over once he gets home. However no sucess really is made so Topaz retires to bed.



The next morning, Topaz shows you all his pretty nightgown~



After work, we have a sucessful flirt!



The look, of love~



BOOYAH.



Amar: Heehee you're flirting with me!



Grah, stop being cute! >.<



Topaz: BOOYAH! YOU WANT ME TO FLIRT WITH HIM?!



The next day, we move Amar in, and he bring 11'000 simoleons! Whoot!



Which means we can finally afford an actual house!



Heres Amar~ unf unf
Popularity.
Become hall of famer.
Sloppy/Neat - 5
Outgoing - 10
Lazy - 3
Seirous - 3
Nice - 7

Turn ons - fitness and red hair, turn off - hats.



GIVE ME SPAWN.



*Heres jingle* MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA



Ah, purposing marriage in your underwear, classy.



Topaz: Amar, my love, one of us has been impregnated by one of our seeds.



Topaz: Thus,by the laws of the imp guild, we must be wed!



Amar: oooh...shiny...OK!



Poor bastard, no idea what he's in for probably.

Thus we draw a close, next time; Babies!

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