[fanfic] The Italian Primer

[legare_virtuoso]

Title: The Italian Primer
Author: legare_virtuoso
Rating: R
Warnings: Foul language, sex, Xanxus.
Prompt: I - 80. Ryohei/Whoever you want (cookies if you do Xanxus)- Misunderstanding; "Can I show you my shaft of light?"
Word count: 1161
Summary: Lussuria is the worst Italian tutor in existence, but he does know a really good pick-up line.

Author Notes: I like

Comments

[shiningdrop]

ahahahaha that was awesome haha :3

<3

[legare_virtuoso]

*bow*

I did mah bestest~

[melissa_42]

Oh, the joys of language learning! I've had a few mishaps of accidentally telling people that I'm horny or talking about the lack of seating on 'breasts' (German plurals will be the end of me someday), so I feel for poor Ryohei XD

[legare_virtuoso]

OwO I couldn't resist doing it. I sat there with my Italian dictionary for like ten entire minutes trying to find words that could be replaced with whatever and mean something else... I'm never translating it, it'd lose all the fun. Lussuria makes for great 'oh god, what the hell did you teach a minor' situations.

Relaaax. German's not that bad if you calm down and think it through. It's all inflections and allusions. You don't have to even use nouns sometimes.

[chaernotwasted]

You slay me. XDDDDDDDDD

This was absolutely hilarious. ♥

[legare_virtuoso]

Don't die from this dammit. You've still got nine more fics like this to sit through.

I blame Lussuria for this. And to all those people who put Ryohei as the diplomat with language skills, I'd like to point out the boy has severe brain damage.

Ignore the rp journal *is lazy*

[swingswallow]

*holds self alive long enough to read the rest*

PFT....he totally does XD But really the whole of Varia is brain damaged sooo...it works? XD

pfffft... it's amusing

[legare_virtuoso]

You can do it~! Isn't going to take that long...

I think the entire MAFIA has brain damage. Varia just has more than others because Xanxus keeps throwing things at them out of love.

[jesheslove]

You do wonders with all the crack you write. xD At this rate I'm gonna start shipping all the crack pairings you write about!

[legare_virtuoso]

Crack is like my way of life. Don't ship it, ohgod. With my luck, I'd be the only one ever writing that pair, and you'd be rather SOL when it comes to reading material.

[jesheslove]

Eh, I have a tendency to ship stuff if someone builds it to make sense. I didn't even think X86 could be conceivable until I read your fics. Anything's possible, I guess :D

[legare_virtuoso]

Ohmai... we may have issues later. Erm, I'm sorry I made you ship it?

I feel bad now. People ship cuz of me, and I have like a passing tolerance for any actual ships. So, um, sorry?