Doing everything that I believe in ( Read more... )

finally everything coming to an end ( Read more... )

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received a call...
can't figure out who is it.. because the voice quality is not good :P
more like having a phone sex... until i figured out it's
FATMARC from aust!
asking how am i feeling...
so touched!
haha
this bimbo can really do weird things at times haha
thanks!

A disappointed salesman of Coca Cola returns from his Middle East assignment ( Read more... )

A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital. "How are you doing grandpa?" he asks. "Feeling fine," says the old man. "What's the food like?" "Terrific, wonderful menus." "And the nursing?" "Just couldn't be better. These young nurses really take care of you." "What about sleeping? Do you sleep ok?" "No problem at all - nine hours ( Read more... )

glad that the 7th mth is over...
kinda messy on why there is another 7th mth whahaha
but nevermind!
can feel all the shitty stuff is moving away from me!
7th mth was quite bad... damm lousy...
yay! first piece of good news was delievered!!!

An Afghanistan diplomat visiting the US for the first time was being wined and dined by the State Department. The diplomat was not used to the salt in American foods (French fries, cheeses, salami, anchovies, etc.) and was constantly sending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water ( Read more... )

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A budding poet trying his BEST ( Read more... )