Stole this from TIME BOMB!!
70 useless questions
1. DO YOU SNORE?
sometimes
2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER?
lover cuz i cant fight
3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR?
losing the people who are closest to me
4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC?
Not a maniac but i had legos
5. WHAT DO YOU THINK OF "REALITY" TV?
the originals were good
6. DO YOU CHEW ON YOUR STRAWS?
Yes.
7. WERE YOU A CUTE BABY?
if fat is cute
8. IS THE SINGLE LIFE FOR YOU?
no
9. WHAT COLOR IS YOUR KEYBOARD?
Black.
10. DO YOU SING IN THE SHOWER?
hell yes
11. HAVE YOU EVER BUNGEE JUMPED?
Nope.
12. ANY SECRET TALENTS?
i can fold my ear inside of my head, and i can fall off of a bike with ease
13. WHAT'S YOUR IDEAL VACATION SPOT?
your moms bed
14. IS JAY LENO FUNNY?
conans better
Wheres .. 15?
i drink it if its got a 1 after it
16. HAVE YOU SEEN THE MOVIE "DONNIE DARKO"?
no
17. DO YOU GIVE A DAMN ABOUT THE OZONE?
only for the guy who dances to them
18. HOW MANY LICKS DOES IT TAKE TO GET TO THE CENTER OF A TOOTSIE POP?
one bite
19. CAN YOU SING THE ALPHABET BACKWARDS?
hell ya, faster than anyone
20. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN ON AN AIRPLANE?
yes
21. ARE YOU AN ONLY CHILD?
Nope.
22. DO YOU PREFER ELECTRIC OR MANUAL PENCIL SHARPENER?
bic pencils all the way
23. WHAT'S YOUR STAND ON HUNTING?
i dont really care
24. IS MARRIAGE IN YOUR FUTURE?
i hope so
25. DO YOU LIKE YOUR HANDWRITING?
no complaints
26. WHAT ARE YOU ALLERGIC TO?
nothing that i know of
27. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU SAID, "I LOVE YOU"?
about 5 seconds ago
28. IS ELVIS STILL ALIVE?
who do u think is filling this out
29. DO YOU CRY AT WEDDINGS?
No.
30. HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGGS?
over easy
31. ARE BLONDES DUMB?
some of em, but not all
32. WHERE DOES THE OTHER SOCK END UP?
if kevins got it, in my mouth
33. WHAT TIME IS IT?
451 pm
34. DO YOU HAVE A NICKNAME?
keither, keitherz, keithen, larz, larzy, chewbacca, chewy, asshole, keithy
36. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU WERE IN A CAR?
bout a hour an half ago, comin back from the lions game
37. DO YOU PREFER BATHS OR SHOWERS?
Showers
38. IS SANTA CLAUS REAL?
yes
39. DO YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR NECK KISSED?
ya
40. ARE YOU AFRAID OF THE DARK?
that was a good tv show
41. WHAT ARE YOU ADDICTED TO?
sports, jager bombs
42. CRUNCHY OR CREAMY PEANUT BUTTER?
Creamy.
43. CAN YOU CRACK YOUR NECK?
yep
44. HAVE YOU EVER RIDDEN IN AN AMBULANCE?
no
45. HOW MANY TIMES HAVE YOU BRUSHED YOUR TEETH TODAY?
none...lol
46. IS DRUG FREE THE WAY TO BE?
yessssssssir
47. ARE YOU A HEAVY SLEEPER?
kinda
48. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR EYES?
Brown...yes i said brown
50. DO YOU LIKE YOUR LIFE?
yes!!
51. WHO'S BETTER?
than kanyon?
52. ARE YOU PSYCHIC?
nope
53. HAVE YOU READ "CATCHER IN THE RYE"?
no, i read "pitcher in the pumpernickel"...that was lame
54. DO YOU PLAY ANY INSTRUMENTS?
nope
55. HAVE you EVER STOLEN MONEY?
10 bucks i found on the ground at shhs
56. CAN YOU SNOWBOARD?
Nope
58. DO YOU SNORT WHEN YOU LAUGH?
nope
59. DO YOU BELIEVE IN MAGIC?
No.
60. ARE DOGS A MAN'S BEST FRIEND?
nope, manpants is!
61. YOU BELIEVE IN DIVORCE?
theres ways around it
62. CAN YOU DO THE MOONWALK?
mad dog mcmillan tought me
63. DO YOU MAKE A LOT OF MISTAKES?
probably more than i realize
64. IS IT COLD OUTSIDE TODAY?
so-so
65. WHAT WAS THE LAST THING YOU ATE?
a footlong coney dog
66. DO YOU WEAR NAILPOLISH?
nope
67. HAVE YOU EVER BEEN KISSED?
yea
68. WHAT'S THE MOST ANNOYING TV COMMERCIAL?
those jamster ones
69. DO YOU SHOP AT AMERICAN EAGLE?
ya
70. FAVORITE BAND AT THE MOMENT?
midtown, but their second cd
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Two Names You Go By
1. Keith
2. Larz
Two Parts of Your Heritage
1. Italian
2. Irish
Two Things That Scare You
1. wet farts that make me feel like i crapped my pants
2. the boogeyman!!
Two of Your Everyday Essentials
1. music
2. talking to sarah
Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now
1. shhs baseball hoodie
2. a beanie
Two of Your Favorite Bands or Musical Artists (at the moment)
1. Midtown
2. The Used
Two Truths
1. i love sarah
2. my head hurts
Two Physical Things that Appeal to You
1. smile
2. hair, no joke
Four of Your Favorite Hobbies
1. bowling
2. driving while listening to music
3. just hanging out with friends
4. sleeping
Two Things You Want Really Badly Right now?
1. sarah to be here
2. the lions to fire matt millen
Two Places You Want to go on Vacation
1. anywhere nice
2. see #1
Two Things You Want to Do Before You Die
1. make somebody happy
2. pass on the larzelere family name! (cuz i know brandon wont lol)
Two Stores You Shop At
1. Hollister
2. American Eagle
1.) When showering, do you start the water and then get in or
or what?
duh
2.) Do you read the labels on your shampoo bottle?
sometimes...lol
3.) Do you moan in the shower like the people on the herbal essences commercial?
no
4.) Have you ever showered with someone of the opposite sex?
hehe...in the future maybe
6.) Have you ever brushed your teeth in the shower?
nope
7.) Have you ever dropped your soap on your foot?
ya, then spent 20 minutes trying to pick it up
8.) How old do you look?
ive gotten some people who think im over 21
9.) How old do you act?
it can range from about 10 to about 90
10.) Do you sing in the shower?
ya!!
11.) Have you recently become a member of anything?
idk
12.) What are your plans for the weekend?
ummm...this weekend is almost over so ill say next weekend, work and soccer pretty much
13.) Do you kiss with your eyes open or closed?
Closed
14.) What's your biggest turn-on?
idk, ask other people
15.) Does anything on your body itch right now?
my forehead
16a.) Who's the sexiest famous woman alive?
bea arthur!!!
16b.) Who's the sexiest famous MAN alive?
bea arthur!!!
17.) Who do you like right now?
shhh, dont tell anyone...but sarah
18) Does every family have a crazy uncle or is it just mine?
i dont have a "crazy" uncle, but ive got some goofy uncles
19). Have you ever smuggled something into America?
just elian gonzalez
20). Does playing a sport make a guy/girl more attractive?
i would say so
21). Do you live in a state with a good sports team?
ya, the stons idiots
22). Have you ever finished off the popcorn and ate the junk from the bottom of the bag?
no
23). Have you ever had sex in a tent?
Nope
24). What about at the beach?
Nope
25). Have you ever dated a Goth?
Nope
26.) Would you kiss the person who posted this?
in a heartbeat, but craig beat me to it lol
27.) Can you fix your own car?
ya right, i can defrost, thats about it
28.) Would you kill George W Bush yourself if you were GUARANTEED to get away with it?
if by George W Bush you mean matt millen then yes!!