This is Not How to Meet Women

[legendary_cur]

No, it would not be a good idea to slam on your breaks

while driving us across the bridge

so that the girl you think is hot in her helmet

rides into the back of your van.

she might thank you for helping her up

but she’ll never love you after you’ve knocked her down.

You also shouldn’t bother if you’re wearing pants

that are cut off at the ankles and cling

Comments

[ashenrain8]

I like this.

[fuzzandfeedback]

word.