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[legendof724]

Jeepers Creepers, when'd they put all this boss stuff in the nurse's office? I don't remember any of these photos or that nightstand or--homework with my name on it? I haven't done homework in fifty years!

*pokes self* *tries going intangible and fails*

HOLY SOCKS! I can't go intangible or anything! I'm not in monochrome anymore! Where the heck

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[jillsandwiches]

"Holy moly"? He sounds like one of them, but is he...

Hello?

[legendof724]

Hey there! Do you have any idea what's goin' on right now, I'm so completely out of orbit, I feel like I've gone bonkers! Is this some complex bullying scheme or something?

[jillsandwiches]

...We're in a place called Mayfield. A lot of us are waking up with no memory of how we got here.

Not sure what you mean by "alive again", though.

[legendof724]

No memory of how we got here? That's nuts, we've been given the royal shaft! Where the heck is this Mayfield place, anyway? Sounds like Nowheresville to me.

I've been deader than a doorknob since 1955! Well--I guess that's not true now if I really do have a pulse.

...are you sure there isn't some cruel bully behind all of this?

[mayfield_mods]

Sydney, sweetie, how was school today?

[legendof724]

Holy baloney, who the heck are you, odd ball?!

[mayfield_mods]

I'm your mother, Sydney! Really now, you're a bit too old for these games.

[legendof724]

Listen here, Buster Brown, I don't know what's going on here, but you're not my mom, Clyde. Heck, I don't even know if she's kicked the bucket yet!