10/17...Never Forget

[legendofmatt]

After 26 hours of labor, Michelle gave birth to the greatest thing on this planet. Miss Kennedy Michelle Keene, formely known as Optimus Prime the 2nd. She was brought to this earth via C section because Michelle just kept on falling asleep during the labor, Kennedy's head just couldn't get past Michelle's low pelvic bone it seemed, even though

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[darksyde]

Fuck dude, congratulations!

Though I must admit, the previous name was better. hahaha

[legendofmatt]

I was going to name her, Kennedy JOSH IS DUMB AND HAS AN UGLY FACE FOR REAL DON'T LOOK AT IT OR You'LL TURN TO STONE AND I LIKE TO HOLD SHIFT KEY CAUSE CAPS LOCK IS LAME, BUT THE POINT IS JOSH SMELLS Keene.

But the doctors told me it's kinda like a vanity plate and too many words so here is her new middle name Kennedy Jidahauffrdlaioyttsailthskcclil,bptpijs Keene.

[ellantha]

YAY!! Congrats man!! It seems a little hard and stuffy at first, but it's really fun once things get rolling. I wouldn't swap my lil boy for all the sushi in the world.

[ooaudreyoo]

so how long before she learns ddr? :D congrats matt!!!

[judge_jebus]

I'll say it again.

Many combolations, Elizagerth! I hope you get all my... particles.