1st Mission; video

[witchbuster]

[When the video feed comes on, Maka pauses for a moment as though she had an idea in mind for what to say but then immediately decided against it. She appears to be in a Pokémon Center sitting at one of the tables, that's not all however as a Litwick peeks up from the table and peers curiously into the camera lens before Maka picks him up and moves

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[adorablthirsty]

[He knows better by now, for what he has to say using text would only make things more of a pain in the ass than's necessary. So the video switches on to show a disgruntled mess of black hair, grey skin, fangs and those candy corn nubs horns.]

You seem pretty fucking productive for a human at least. And for the record, even if you do find someone you know they might not be from your universe or even the same time period you're from. This place apparently likes to fuck with reality like that.

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[witchbuster]

[Oddly that does not bother her at all, he's like Soul but not an albino and with nubby cor--horns.]

Thanks. Do you mind if I ask to explain what you mean by that reality-shifting thing?

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[adorablthirsty]

There's assholes here I know but they're not the ones I know from my world. Either from different points in our timeline, or completely alternate realities to fucking begin with. Like someone who is a troll like me in my universe being a shitty annoying human in his world. There's major fucking differences like that, and then there's minor differences like a prick having a sister in his world where he doesn't have one in mine.

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[witchbuster]

Weird. So if Soul does show up here he might think something crazy like I'm a Weapon or he might even be from the future. ...I'm going to sock him if he tries to wield me.

[AHEM.] Thaaat sounds pretty annoying. Anything else I should be watching out for?

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[grimdarkcentaur]

That's an interesting name for a Pokemon
That is a Litwick, correct?

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[witchbuster]

Yes, he's a Litwick.

His full name is Soul Eater.

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[grimdarkcentaur]

I don't suppose you'd be willing to allow me the chance to breed him, would you?
I think I should like one of my own
I would be willing to pay or trade with you

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[witchbuster]

*Breed*?

[Gosh, she hadn't even considered that yet. Hang on--let her consult the Litwick.]

Well, all right, the idea doesn't seem to bother Soul so much, so if we happen to cross paths we can officially work out a deal.

[Maka what have you done.]

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[not_just_a_goof]

Oh, you already progressed that far? Wow, you've got this thing in the bag.

[He is still somewhere half way. Because Slowpoke is the slowest traveling companion, and he kinda got distracted just looking around. ]

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[witchbuster]

Far? I wouldn't say I've gone far, I'm just really used to traveling.

[Does she need to go back for this goof. Does she.]

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[not_just_a_goof]

I should be there before the end of day. I just...

[Got kinda distracted being a dork and jumping off of ledges, etc.]

I mean, we usually travel by car. Road trips and everything.

[madeit4ritsuka]

We're supposed to catch more?

[witchbuster]

Did you find some balls in your bag? Like the ones that hold your Pokemon? I was told that we get more Pokemon by catching the ones in the wild.

[madeit4ritsuka]

Whoa... I wonder if I should catch more, too!

[sanguinepride]

[Other Karkat has a complaint. It is clearly very important.]

Does no one know how to give out descriptions of the people they're looking for? Are you aliens THAT dense?

[witchbuster]

Because I'm not looking for them, I've given up on that for now. Do you aliens have to look for things to gripe about?

[sanguinepride]

You have no idea the full extent of how much the troll race can bitch and whine and rage about. If you did, your brain would be leaking out of every single orifice you possess.

But what if they appear here as well? Even if you give up now, if they're worth anything for you to call them 'friends', they'll be looking for you.

[witchbuster]

If they haven't at this point, they're not here. As the pattern goes, people tend to make broadcasts of their questions or confusion once they arrive here, so I'd definitely see them by this point if they were here.

Soul especially, he'd be pretty vocal about asking where I am if he was here.