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[cawsprite]

im out of this town

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[smoothstrider]

sup birdbro
they seem to like jacking people at shitty times
like right in the middle of the really important shit
not a way back home as far as we know so far but you got it
word on the street says maybe if we play along with this bullshit well get sent back home
no idea if itll actually work but its all weve got so far

[cawsprite]

hey
apparently shit isnt important
thats fucking cool who needs a way back anyways when we got pocket monsters
childhood dreams coming true look bro im living the life
anyways
if they arent slipping any details and secrets we have no choice
nbd cant be hard we got this
fucking experience from game one
also whats up with birdbro
thats a new one
should i respond with humanbro
sup humanbro
nah that sounds stupid
so you got tied in this horseshit too though huh

[smoothstrider]

being specific and all that shit because of the shenanigans going on here
we were worried about you
saw feathers and blood all over the place
but im just gonna take a wild guess here
you dont even know me
seems to be a running theme around this place
not only does it rip us from different timelines but different universes all together
like equius lalonde douche im hanging with
shit doesnt get much more wtf than that
and if you wanna get technical
humansis
names davi strider
sup

[cawsprite]

woah what
so in a different universe i have a sis
thats cool
with the way time works and all
well
cant say space can get any more easier to get
sall i need to know
space shit got it done
anyways im fine
dont know about blood
though i can guess and assume i get my ass owned to me
fanfuckingtastic
oh well
not even gonna touch that equius lalonde shit
should i be expecting a birdsis too or what

[stridercrime]

sup man
better watch out or someone will try to catch you
thinking youre some rare pokemon
tell me what its like in the pokeballs if that happens kay

[cawsprite]

hey
aw shit
sure i bet its like a suite
fifty floors and i got the very top
mini bar and fridge
not to mention all i can eat buffet
fuck that ill stay inside the ball all day
screw battling
but nah unless theyre idiots they wont try
i still got these feathery limbs
but im almost a real boy like pinocchio
they up and decided to go and give me some legs instead of my ghostly tail

[grimdarkcentaur]

Well, if this keeps up, I'm going to have a Strider Harem before too long

[cawsprite]

you forget two out of three are dudes
but thanks for the picture it was just exactly what i needed
the thought of a lalonde getting off on that
i take youre equius lalonde

[grimdarkcentaur]

You say that like I intend to engage you all in sloppy make-outs
In truth, I simply intend to make a nuisance of myself the way a good brother ought
I take it Davi already said something about me

[cawsprite]

i know it must be hard to resist
but great just what every strider needs
she might have