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[theoogonibomber]

oKAY, fIRST OF ALL, i WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT ALL OF YOU, aRE ABOUT TO GET YOUR COLLECTIVE, uHH, bADGES HANDED TO YOU, bY THE TROLL WHO IS GOING TO BE THE GREATEST pOKEMON tRAINER, oF ALL TIME

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[stridercrime]

Wow, so the hugest of all tools shows up.

[First thing you'll see Tav, is a curious vulpix practically smooshing her face into the screen (and camera) to 'inspect' you, and being carefully pushed away by Dave with a quiet 'You'll catch his lame if you get too close.'.

Then it's a clear image of the coolest kid of cool, the master of sick beats, the one of a pair!]

You don't stand a chance bro, sorry to inform you about your imminent downfall.

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[theoogonibomber]

[SLAM. This is Tavros's face pressed up against the screen, much like the Vulpix, beaming and wide eyed, a Spinarak perched on his head]

D-Dave! Oh my gosh, you're here too? That is, so totally awesome! I didn't think that I'd see anyone I knew here! Oh, though I guess, this will be the first time, we talk face to face, isn't it?

[He leans back a bit, blushing faintly and reaching up to rub the back of his neck] So, I guess, umm, this is me. Hi. I'm probably not, really as, you know, impressive, as perhaps you were thinking.

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[stridercrime]

[There's a faint twitch of Dave's lips as he watches Tavros react so enthusiastically. What a goober.... It was kind of endearing, and definitely a stroke to his ego. Feels good to be recognized as the all mighty cool guy you were....]

There's actually way too many peeps here. I'm travelling with Solbro, and Vant-asshole, myself. My sister is here, as well as Davesprite, and get this shit. Equius motherfucking Lalonde. I'll give you a minute to get your blown mind together.

[Though contrary to what he's said, he's leaning in close to put on a flirtatious face. You probably get the feeling he's checking you out Tav, but theres no way to know for sure.]

Well shit, the view is better than I was expecting. I knew my matrimonial senses wouldn't let me down.

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[theoogonibomber]

[ Tavros perks right back up again at the mention of Sollux and Karkat, but then his face goes blank. Equius Lalonde? How does that even happen?]

I... I don't think I understand? I mean, I know Equius, obviously, and Rose, her last name is Lalonde, so... does that mean... are they... [blush] flushed, I guess? [He's so very confused]

[And, oh gosh, Dave. Tavros is just, sitting there, face flushed copper, staring at the screen. Even if there's a computer and a pair of shades between them, that gaze... it's pretty intense, and it's sort of uncomfortable. Especially since Dave referenced their disastrous first chat. He squirms around, ducking his head with a quiet laugh]

Aheh, well, that is, a thing that I am, glad, about, I think, maybe, yeah.

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[timeulcer]

..did you forget to turn your caps lock off before typing this?

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[theoogonibomber]

uHH, nO?
tHIS IS HOW i TYPE,
oH, wAIT, iF YOU ARE HUMAN, i GUESS THAT, yOU WOULDN'T EXACTLY KNOW, abOUT QUIRKS, i MEAN,
iT'S KIND OF, a TROLL THING,

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[timeulcer]

I wasn't aware that trolls collectively gathered together and decided what their 'things' were. I'd been under the impression that they were sporadic and poorly organized humans hiding behind their computer screens.

Or, I guess, under bridges.

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[theoogonibomber]

nO, wE MOST CERTAINLY ARE NOT HUMANS,
aT LEAST, tHE KIND OF TROLL THAT i AM,
aND i DON'T HIDE, bEHIND ANYTHING, bECAUSE i AM A VERY CONFIDENT, aND COOL INDIVIDUAL, aND HIDING IS NOT A THING THAT, cOOL, cONFIDENT PEOPLE DO,

aND i THINK THAT, hIDING UNDER A BRIDGE, wOULD BE KIND OF SMELLY, dON'T YOU,

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[nos_servabit]

Sick...burn?

[WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN HOW DO I SHOT SLANG AGAIN :I]

[Video]

[theoogonibomber]

[Oh, hey, video. The troll boy waves happily at the screen with a bright smile]

Wow, all these new humans. Getting to meet, uhh, aliens, like this, is kind of cool, don't you think? Umm, a sick burn is... [He pauses, chewing on his lip and tilting his head to the side] Well, it's what happens when you lay done the strict beats, and the cause of the listener's, sick burns.

[What do you mean, how do you shot slang? Maybe you just need more slang]

[gotlususmilk]

D --> Tavros
D -->
D --> I am going to skip the part where I ask what f001ishness you are currently partaking in
D --> And turn directly to the part where I say
D --> What are you doing here

D --> Er
D --> Not that I am not glad to see you

[theoogonibomber]

oH, eQUIUS,
uHH, tHIS MAY SOUND, kIND OF STRANGE, BUT,
yOU'RE NOT HUMAN, aRE YOU,
dAVE KIND OF HINTED THAT, yOU MIGHT BE, aND i KIND OF THOUGHT THAT WAS WEIRD,
}:/
uMM, i DON'T KNOW, wHY i'M HERE, eITHER, eXACTLY,
bUT aNSA SAYS THAT, wE'RE PARTNERS NOW, aND AS, i DON'T THINK i CAN GO BACK,
tO THE vEIL, tHAT IS,
tHAT i THINK tHAT IS AS GOOD A THING TO BE, aS ANYTHING ELSE,

[gotlususmilk]

D --> I am most certainly not human, thank you
D --> Do not listen to that ridic001ous Dave human
D --> He is simply putting silly tails in your thinkpan

D --> I cannot say I would be complaining about not being where I previously was
D --> But that is another story entirely

D --> Wait
D --> Partners

[theoogonibomber]

oH, gOOD, i AM GLAD THAT YOU ARE NOT HUMAN,
nOT THAT i WOULDN'T LIKE YOU, aNYWAY, iT WOULD JUST BE A WEIRD THING, aND YEAH,
i HAD THE FEELING, tHAT dAVE WAS JUST PLAYING A TRICK,
hE WAS BEING,
wEIRD, }8|

yEAH, i KIND OF LIKE THIS PLACE, iT REMINDS ME A LOT, oF THE HANDHELD fIDUSPAWN ADVENTURE GAMES,
aND, aNSA IS A sPINARAK, wHICH IS A KIND OF pOKEMON, wHICH IS WHAT THEY CALL THESE fIDUSPAWN LIKE CREATURES,
wE'RE GOING ON AN ADVENTURE TOGETHER, }:D

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[rufairyo]

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[rufairyo]

. . .
kYAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
oH mAN. oH mAN, i tHINK i lIKE tHIS kID.

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[theoogonibomber]

oH, uHH, i AM PLEASED THAT, mY SICK FIRES MEET YOUR APPROVAL,
}:)
tHAT IS DEFINITELY A THING, tHAT i LIKE TO HEAR,

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[rufairyo]

hEH, fOR sURE, kIDDO.

sO yOU'RE tHIS tAVROS tHAT pEOPLE aRE tELLING mE i sOUND lIKE, rIGHT?