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[rufairyo]

[ The stream that begins is obviously not intentional, as it pops up in the middle of a seemingly one-sided conversation between two Pokemon and a... well, what is this guy? Grey skin, yellow eyes, and the biggest pair of bull-like horns one had probably ever laid eyes on. How he kept his head up was a mystery... and the wings on his back were

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[s0llux]

You're someplace new, that's where.

You don't sound like Tavros, yet you do.

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[rufairyo]

Well I figured that out. Thanks genius~

Oh? Who's this Tavros person?
... Oh, it's that kid that posted the really rambly rap thing I just saw, right?

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[s0llux]

Yes, that's the one.

So who are you, Tavrufio the Summoner?

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[rufairyo]

You know my name. I should be asking you that~

I'm surprised you don't know, actually. I'm only the leader of the Lowblood Revolution.

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[theoogonibomber]

Oh my gog...

[Just. Staring. Forever. Rufio was real, oh my gog]

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[rufairyo]

[Uhhh. Just staring back. Because what the hell is with this kid.]

Uh. Hi.

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[stridercrime]

Are you doing the freaky alien mind reading to your pokemon.

[ That is kind of creepy you know. Also makes Dave curious, since come on it would be awesome to know what your pokemon are really saying.

And he's going to stare at the horns and wings for a moment. He can't resist messing with trolls, he really can't.]

So is your horn size comparative to your dick size? You must have a hard fucking time keeping bitches and hoes off that junk if so. I bet you can fuck mid-air with those wings too. That's skill right there.

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[adorablthirsty]

GET OUT STRIDER.
I SWEAR TO FUCK, I WILL TAKE THAT COMPUTER AWAY FROM YOU.

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[stridercrime]

[Dave cares not that his video feed is still running, he's going to get up and face where Karkat presumably is. His pokemon stop tumbling around to watch the incoming confrontation, since it was always a great source of entertainment to them.

Dave squares his shoulders and settles into a stance, feet shoulder length apart. Then, he's not only grabbing his crotch and making a hip thrusting motion, but also flipping Karkat the bird. All with a bored look on his face.]

Either step off my grill fucker, or get over here and start sucking my nuts.

[Calmly sitting back down and motioning to Pixy, who seems to snicker and send a small jet or fire in Karkat's direction with a smug "Vuuull~"]

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[adorablthirsty]

[It's not even Karkat's video, it's Dave's. And that sure is a large rock being aimed right at Strider's head, accompanied with some offscreen rage.]

I WILL FUCK YOU UP STRIDER, DON'T EVEN START THIS SHIT WITH ME.

[adorablthirsty]

GREAT, NOW WE'VE GOT ANCESTOR ASSHOLES IN HERE TOO.
MORE SHIT FOR ME TO KEEP TRACK OF.
YOU KNOW WHAT?
NO.
YOU'RE NOT MY PROBLEM.
FUCKASSES I KNOW ARE ONE THING.
ALTERNATE VERSIONS OF SAID FUCKASSES ARE REGRETTABLY ANOTHER.
ANCESTORS WHO DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON?
NO.
NOT MY TERRITORY AND I REFUSE TO ADD MORE SHIT I DON'T NEED ON TOP OF EVERYTHING ELSE.

[theoogonibomber]

[This is Tavros slamming his face into the scream with a screech]

KARKAT, RUFIO IS REAL, I TOLD YOU HE WAS REAL, HE LOOKS JUST LIKE HIM AND EVERYTHING!

[adorablthirsty]

TAVROS.
CALM.
THE FUCK.
DOWN.
YOU CAN RUB IT IN VRISKA'S FACE ALL YOU WANT IF SHE ARRIVES HERE, I REALLY DON'T GIVE A SHIT PERSONALLY.

[theoogonibomber]

Oh my god. [Eyes bugging just a little bit, his grin split WIDE open] She is going to FLIP! THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER!