[Have another blond, this one with a Haunter hovering over his shoulder, making faces at the screen. He is very pointedly ignoring it.]
My name is Equius Lalonde, I was homeschooled, and I'm thirteen years old. I am also a Sagittarius, and I'm from New York. A Haunter seems to have attached itself to me. Please ignore the faces its making, you'll only encourage it otherwise.
[he heaves a long suffering sigh, rolling his eyes] It's not even supposed to be out at this time of the day. I simply can't get rid of the blasted thing. I tried throwing a pokeball at it earlier, but it simply caught it and threw it right back at me.
No one's heard of my friends either. And those who have only know very strange, alien versions of them, which is hardly the same thing at all. So you're not alone in that aspect, at least.
Have you perhaps tried offering it food? That might distract it. Most animals are distracted by food. [The fact that it's a floating purple thing doesn't seem to even register with her. A day in the life of fuu must be wonderful]
Might wanna specify shit like that, unless you like confusing poor people like me. Wow, that's pretty cruel man.
...Yeah sure, whatever. I got you covered, it's part of being so damn awesome. Here's a free tip. Stay away from the trolls, they're all doucheponchos and schlong guzzlers. At least the ones here that I know of.
Anyone named Strider is automatically better than them.
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My name is Equius Lalonde, I was homeschooled, and I'm thirteen years old. I am also a Sagittarius, and I'm from New York. A Haunter seems to have attached itself to me. Please ignore the faces its making, you'll only encourage it otherwise.
Unfortunately, I don't recognize either name.
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It's too bad, I don't think anyone has.
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No one's heard of my friends either. And those who have only know very strange, alien versions of them, which is hardly the same thing at all. So you're not alone in that aspect, at least.
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Versions? Do you mean like a parallel universe?
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Talk about teel fucking deer, why'd you stop before giving your whole life story or bank accounts too? Leaving us hanging girl.
[If you listen closely, you can hear a Bidoof making chattering noises and bothering Dave with low 'Dooooooofs'.]
Dave Strider, from Texas aka the land of heat and satanic-sun. Haven't seen your friends, but I'll pass word to you if I hear anything.
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Regardless, it's a pleasure to meet you, and thank you in advance.
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...Yeah sure, whatever. I got you covered, it's part of being so damn awesome. Here's a free tip. Stay away from the trolls, they're all doucheponchos and schlong guzzlers. At least the ones here that I know of.
Anyone named Strider is automatically better than them.
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[... yeah. that's all she's got in response to that entire comment :|b]
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