uHH, i HAVE, tHREE POKEMON, aND eQUIUS AND i AREN'T FAR FROM oREBURGH, i THINK, aLSO, i THINK HE'S UPSET, aBOUT SOMETHING, hE'S BEEN REALLY,,, mOPEY, lATELY, i DON'T KNOW, hE'S BEEN KINDA WEIRD SINCE, wELL, sINCE dAVE SENT ME THE vULPIX TOY, }:/
YOU'RE JOKING, RIGHT? YOU HAVE TO FUCKING BE. BECAUSE THAT SOUNDS LIKE EQUIUS HAS A FLUSH CRUSH ON YOU AND IS GETTING UPSET OVER STRIDER BEING AN IRONIC DOUCHEBAG. I'VE SEEN SHIT LIKE THAT IN MOVIES ALL THE TIME.
BECAUSE I WAS HATCHED TO LEAD, THAT'S WHAT MAKES ME SO GREAT. I LEAD 11 OTHER TROLLS THROUGH A FUCKED UP GAME THAT CAUSED THE DESTRUCTION OF OUR PLANET AND OUR ENTIRE RACE. ALL OF WHICH WERE ASSHOLES FROM DIFFERENT CASTES, CLASSES TO YOU HUMANS, RANGING FROM THE HIGHBLOODED DOUCHEBAGS WHO THOUGHT LOWERBLOODS WERE PURE SHIT AND THE LOWERBLOODS WHO THOUGHT SAID HIGHBLOODS WERE COMPLETE POMPOUS NOOKWIFFERS, WHICH THEY WERE, AND FORCED EVERYONE TO FUCKING GET ALONG AND NOT KILL EACH OTHER SO WE COULD LIVE THROUGH THE DAMN GAME AND CLAIM OUR PRIZE. AND EVEN WHEN I FUCKED UP AND MADE SOME MISTAKES, I KNOW WHAT I DID WRONG AND CAN ADMIT TO SHIT BEING MY FAULT AND TAKING FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR EVERY LITTLE FUCK UP ALONG THE WAY SO I KNOW TO MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T HAPPEN AGAIN. THAT ENOUGH FOR YOU OR SHOULD I GO ON? I CAN DO THIS ALL FUCKING DAY.
THIS IS ME GIVING ABSOLUTELY NO FUCKS ABOUT YOUR OPINION OF MY LANGUAGE. EVERY FUCK I COULD HAVE POSSIBLY GIVEN HAS ALREADY BEEN EVENLY DISTRIBUTED TO THE GRUBFUCKING DOUCHEBAGS I'VE ALREADY HAD TO DEAL WITH. YOU CAN BLAME THEM FOR THE LACK OF FUCKS FOR YOU. SO ARE YOU GOING TO ACTUALLY GIVE ME SOME INFORMATION OR ARE WE JUST GOING TO GO ON ABOUT POINTLESS SHIT ALL DAY SO EVEN MORE OF MY TIME IS WASTED?
ive done shit and taken names my swag level has gotten like 20000 exp your pokemon like me better 3 guesses where i am and none of them count i cooperated arent you just so happy
YOUR BITCHY ATTITUDE ASIDE, I'M HONESTLY FUCKING SHOCKED STRIDER. NOT ONLY DID YOU BASICALLY DO WHAT I ASKED EVEN THOUGH I SEE YOUR PRICK FACE EVERY FUCKING DAY MEANING YOU WERE CLEARLY NOT REQUIRED TO EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE THIS BUT YOU DID IT IN A LESS DICKISH MANNER THAN USUAL. SO I'LL BITE. WHAT THE HELL CRAWLED UP YOUR NOOK AND DIED RECENTLY?
... im bored alright i can only draw and take pictures of so much shit and your pet juggatroll is less entertaining than i expected not to mention i have drag pixy away from z or solbro's absol if i want to train entertain me peon
HE'S NOT A PET, HE'S MY FUCKING MOIRAIL ASSHOLE. AND IF YOU'RE THAT BORED THEN GET OFF YOUR ASS AND GET A JOB. HELL, EVEN SOLLUX HAS A FUCKING STABLE JOB WHILE WE'RE STUCK IN THIS TOWN, SO WHY DON'T YOU ACTUALLY TRY IT FOR ONCE?
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aLSO, i THINK HE'S UPSET, aBOUT SOMETHING,
hE'S BEEN REALLY,,,
mOPEY,
lATELY,
i DON'T KNOW, hE'S BEEN KINDA WEIRD SINCE,
wELL,
sINCE dAVE SENT ME THE vULPIX TOY,
}:/
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YOU HAVE TO FUCKING BE.
BECAUSE THAT SOUNDS LIKE EQUIUS HAS A FLUSH CRUSH ON YOU AND IS GETTING UPSET OVER STRIDER BEING AN IRONIC DOUCHEBAG.
I'VE SEEN SHIT LIKE THAT IN MOVIES ALL THE TIME.
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I LEAD 11 OTHER TROLLS THROUGH A FUCKED UP GAME THAT CAUSED THE DESTRUCTION OF OUR PLANET AND OUR ENTIRE RACE.
ALL OF WHICH WERE ASSHOLES FROM DIFFERENT CASTES, CLASSES TO YOU HUMANS, RANGING FROM THE HIGHBLOODED DOUCHEBAGS WHO THOUGHT LOWERBLOODS WERE PURE SHIT AND THE LOWERBLOODS WHO THOUGHT SAID HIGHBLOODS WERE COMPLETE POMPOUS NOOKWIFFERS, WHICH THEY WERE, AND FORCED EVERYONE TO FUCKING GET ALONG AND NOT KILL EACH OTHER SO WE COULD LIVE THROUGH THE DAMN GAME AND CLAIM OUR PRIZE.
AND EVEN WHEN I FUCKED UP AND MADE SOME MISTAKES, I KNOW WHAT I DID WRONG AND CAN ADMIT TO SHIT BEING MY FAULT AND TAKING FULL RESPONSIBILITY FOR EVERY LITTLE FUCK UP ALONG THE WAY SO I KNOW TO MAKE SURE IT DOESN'T HAPPEN AGAIN.
THAT ENOUGH FOR YOU OR SHOULD I GO ON?
I CAN DO THIS ALL FUCKING DAY.
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EVERY FUCK I COULD HAVE POSSIBLY GIVEN HAS ALREADY BEEN EVENLY DISTRIBUTED TO THE GRUBFUCKING DOUCHEBAGS I'VE ALREADY HAD TO DEAL WITH.
YOU CAN BLAME THEM FOR THE LACK OF FUCKS FOR YOU.
SO ARE YOU GOING TO ACTUALLY GIVE ME SOME INFORMATION OR ARE WE JUST GOING TO GO ON ABOUT POINTLESS SHIT ALL DAY SO EVEN MORE OF MY TIME IS WASTED?
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my swag level has gotten like 20000 exp
your pokemon like me better
3 guesses where i am and none of them count
i cooperated arent you just so happy
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NOT ONLY DID YOU BASICALLY DO WHAT I ASKED EVEN THOUGH I SEE YOUR PRICK FACE EVERY FUCKING DAY MEANING YOU WERE CLEARLY NOT REQUIRED TO EVEN ACKNOWLEDGE THIS BUT YOU DID IT IN A LESS DICKISH MANNER THAN USUAL.
SO I'LL BITE.
WHAT THE HELL CRAWLED UP YOUR NOOK AND DIED RECENTLY?
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i can only draw and take pictures of so much shit
and your pet juggatroll is less entertaining than i expected
not to mention i have drag pixy away from z or solbro's absol if i want to train
entertain me peon
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AND IF YOU'RE THAT BORED THEN GET OFF YOUR ASS AND GET A JOB.
HELL, EVEN SOLLUX HAS A FUCKING STABLE JOB WHILE WE'RE STUCK IN THIS TOWN, SO WHY DON'T YOU ACTUALLY TRY IT FOR ONCE?
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