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[theoogonibomber]

uHH, dAVE, hALP,
i HAVE, tOO MUCH SWAG,
hOW DO i, uHH, tURN IT OFF,,,
aLL THESE hIGHBLOODS, uP IN MY GRILL,
i CAN'T HANDRE IT,

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[theoogonibomber]

oH dAVE-SENPAI,
}:<
tHAT IS SO SWEET OF YOU,
i AM CURRENTLY TURNING INTO A PUDDLE OF, uHH, qUIVERING ORANGE GOO,
aND MY, uHH, kOKORO IS GOING, dOKI DOKI, aND i AM FILLED WITH FEELINGS OF, uHH, kAWAII DESU HONTO NI,
yOU ARE, tOO GOOD TO ME,
kYAAAAAAA~
(*∪ ◡ ∪*)

[mirthfulness]

what the everliving mother of fuck did you just say?

[adorablthirsty]

I THINK THIS IS THE POINT WHERE WE NEED TO BAN TAVROS FROM EVER SPEAKING WITH THE STRIDERS AGAIN.

[mirthfulness]

ALL IN MOTHERFUCKIN FAVOR SAY AYE.
aye.
AYE.
:o|

[adorablthirsty]

TAVROS IS TOO IMPRESSIONABLE FOR THAT STRIDER HOOFBEASTSHIT.
MAYBE IF YOU KEEP DAVE BUSY HE WON'T HAVE TIME TO TEACH TAVROS RETARDED HUMAN WHATEVER THE FUCK THAT JUST WAS.

[theoogonibomber]

bUT kARKAT-SENPAI, gAMZEE-KUN,
hOW ELSE WILL i LEARN TO BE A, uHH, sUPER kAWAII YAOI BOY, iF dAVE IS NOT AROUND TO TEACH ME,
hE WAS GOING TO SHOW ME, uHH, hOW TO MAKE MY EYES SPARKLE,
lIKE THIS,
(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:・ﾟ✧

[adorablthirsty]

TAVROS.
YOU DO THAT ONE MORE FUCKING TIME, AND NOT EVEN EQUIUS WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE DRUBBING I WILL GIVE YOU WHEN YOU ARRIVE IN OREBURGH.

[theoogonibomber]

(╯︵╰,)
oNEGAI, sENPAI, dON'T DRUB ME,
i PROMISE, i WILL TRY TO CONTAIN MY YAOI BOY KAWAIINESS FROM NOW ON,
i DID NOT MEAN TO MAKE YOUR HEARTO GO DOKI DOKI, wITH JUST HOW SUGOI i AM,

[adorablthirsty]

THAT'S IT.
WHEN VRISKA GETS HERE, SHE'S YOUR RESPONSIBILITY.
YOU HAVE TO WATCH HER AND KEEP HER OUT OF TROUBLE.
THAT'S YOUR PUNISHMENT.
YOU HAVE NO ONE TO BLAME BUT YOURSELF AND STRIDER.

[theoogonibomber]

aWW MAN,
tHAT SHIT IS, uHH, sO NOT CASH, }:|
yOU SUCK, kARKAT,
wAY TO RUIN MY FUN,

[adorablthirsty]

MAYBE YOU'LL LEARN YOUR LESSON AND STOP LISTENING TO STRIDER.
SUCK IT UP NITRAM.

[theoogonibomber]

i DON'T KNOW, uHH, sENPAI,
i DON'T KNOW WHY YOU GUYS HATE HIM SO MUCH,
i'VE BEEN HAVING A LOT OF FUN, eXCHANGING LETTERS WITH HIM,
mAYBE, yOU JUST TAKE YOURSELF TOO SERIOUSLY,
lIFE IS TOO SHORT, tO NOT HAVE ALL THE FUN YOU CAN,
mAYBE THAT'S WHY YOU'RE ALWAYS SUCH A, uHH, kOWAII AKU BAKA-KUN,

not here

[adorablthirsty]

[He hates you so fucking much right now Tavros, he's done with this shit.]

[stridercrime]

you can try to stop us desu neko karkles chan and bakemono hentai clown
but my kawaii kouhai-chan will not be taken from me
we have such a sugoi bond
you cant stop the yaois baka
yamate desu yo, youre doomed
we will never be stopped
( ´ ‿` ) ╮
｡.:*
・ﾞ♪♫
♡♪♫
・ﾞﾞ・*:.｡

[theoogonibomber]

dAVE-SENPAI,
i HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU JUST SAID,
bUT IT WAS SO kAWAII, i THINK i JUST, uGUU'D, irl,
pLEASE SENPAI, tAKE ME NOW, aND FILL ME WITH YOUR DESU BABBIES,
lET US DOKI DOKI, iNTO THE SUNSET TOGETHERS,

[stridercrime]

yes my precious kouhai
and i will leave my shades on
we will live happily ever after
with 2.5 kawaii babbus
daisukiiiii tav-chan
my heart forever dokis for you