man at work today, i thought i saw this huge brown clump of thread on my shoulder blade area out of the corner of my eye, so i looked back there again and it was this HUGE SPIDER! i fucking screamed bloody murder. my throat hurt after. but then i hyperventillated and burst into tears. i was like *screeches, voice filling entire restaurant, gives ( Read more... )

holy penis. this job is so scary! it's making me want to bang my head against things. this woman phoned me and she was from hong kong and i didn't understand a word she said! plus, she gave me an 8 digit phone number *blink* then proceeded to ask for someone who doesn't work here. oh man. this is making my breakfast do square dancing.

A minus in both archaeology and anthropology. woo. Was kind of hoping for an A or A+ in arch, but what can you do? that stupid paper brought me down.

We'll have to see what I get in english and cpsc. I want A's dammit.

Yawn. so tired ( Read more... )

So, my hair's black. and lots of it is gone. nice and shiny and non-split endy now. woo. and I sketched my matty. looks like him. i'm pleased.

My dad's being a jerk. and when he's almost not? he's thinking up ways of how he could be. I was half way through this five paged song on the piano, and this is a song i've been working on for this entire ( Read more... )

Alright.. you know that stupid carefree.. pantyliner commercial thing? where that chick is like 'my grandmother always tells me to wear fresh underwear incase I get hit by a bus. well, I have a better reason! care free.. pad things! they're so flexible, blah blah blah!"

how the hell is that relevant to clean underwear?

In honour of Jaclyn's birthday, I present to her these magical lyrics..! *bows out*

Ma-ia-hi Ma-ia-hu Ma-ia-ho Ma-ia-haha (5x ( Read more... )

lmao

Wahoo, Jaclyn's 20th is coming up. For some reason Liam thinks he and I will be sitting around and watching her. Au contraire, mon ami. I shall be drunker than all of the land! And dancing a lot. Which means, must buy tight girly clothes. sigh ( Read more... )

I.. am very ashamed to admit. that I am in like with this song ( Read more... )