I think Rude got me pregnant.
EDIT: Rude checked me out and it's legit! I'm havin' a kid!
EDIT EDIT: Nevermind. Rude's a fucking jerk.
Rude can be the fucking worst boyfriend ever. He never texts me first, never says he loves me unless it's after we've fucked, never holds my hand, never hugs me or anything!
And now he's making me look like an idiot and is being so mean and ugh. He's being such an ass!