Comments | legolasgreenlef: Wise, Was Great Narcissus

legolasgreenlef

Wise, Was Great Narcissus

Jun 17, 2002 18:37

Whilst in seclusion from the children, frivolous thoughts have been brewing--a reckless attempt to hasten the drudgery of Father Time, 'til such beasts outgrow their spittling, hair grappling, and fetid knicker soiling.

I realized, moreover, that long 'tis been since I engaged in a fine shag....absent a captive bound, and torturous device, present ( Read more... )

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ludicrouslaura June 17 2002, 19:09:39 UTC

Legolas shagging...Legolas? *swoon* How much better can it get?! :D

legolasgreenlef June 22 2002, 06:31:55 UTC

'Tis my plot, precisely.

annlarimer June 17 2002, 19:11:29 UTC

For the love of Eru, film it! The royalties will keep you in waybread for the rest of your lives.

legolasgreenlef June 22 2002, 06:38:02 UTC

Brilliant insight! Rather peckish I am, as of late.

akashaofkemet June 17 2002, 19:38:42 UTC

Mmmmmm....rrrrrrrrav-ish-ing. *cackles*

legolasgreenlef June 22 2002, 06:41:56 UTC

Such honor you bestow, my Queen.

gollumlotr June 18 2002, 04:47:46 UTC

My preciousssssssssssssssssssssss.

legolasgreenlef June 22 2002, 06:45:38 UTC

Er...aye.

Go You! cocoajava June 18 2002, 07:23:17 UTC

You've finally meth your match! I hope you two shag each other senseless. What am I saying, I know you will.

If you need any, um, assistance, well, you know you just gotta whistle. I coud hold up a mirror so you could watch yourself shagging yourself - the ultimate ego-trip.

Re: Go You! legolasgreenlef June 22 2002, 07:02:05 UTC

Mi'lady, of thine experience, there is little doubt. Should I require a servant for my escapade, I shall hesitate not to summon thee.

Re: Go You! cocoajava June 22 2002, 12:00:55 UTC

*wink*. Glad to help, anytime. Anywhere.

Pauses a moment, considering....

Ahem. SERVANT? *cough*. Well, we could play that way, I suppose, if you wish, but I'm used to being 'on top', so to speak.

Skips off to polish up the mirrors and check hairbrush supplies