Comments | legolasgreenlef: A Grand Oath

legolasgreenlef

A Grand Oath

Dec 30, 2002 11:06

Ah Great Fates, how you take pleasure in toying with our minds. It seems an Age has passed since my lover has spoken my name.

But at long last-The Horn of Gondor is mine own. Boromir and I are to be wed.

Fie! What am I to wear? And who shall tend to these mangled braids?

Nelys, a belated appointment with the beauty parlor, please do make. And ( Read more... )

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rabidfangirl December 30 2002, 08:10:03 UTC

*weeps for fangirls everywhere*

boromirthereal December 30 2002, 08:55:30 UTC

Weep not, fair lady. This is only the beginning.

rabidfangirl December 30 2002, 08:59:17 UTC

*dabs at eyes with a kerchief*

H-how? He is lost to us!

legolasgreenlef December 30 2002, 11:27:57 UTC

Gentlelady, such tears are best left to those desrving. I am ever here for thee and the rest of my kin.

Be merry!

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*LOL!!* ludicrouslaura December 30 2002, 08:42:21 UTC

Have fun with that bacon grease, o naughty prince. >;-D

Re: *LOL!!* legolasgreenlef December 30 2002, 11:20:50 UTC

Indeed I shall.

mayorsamgamgee December 30 2002, 10:05:40 UTC

Well, *sets down barrel* congratulations on your engagement.

...but really, bacon grease? Couldn't you, you know... buy lube at Isildur's Secret? Or does it have t'be the bacon grease? I reckon its hell on your complexion. *nods* Doesn't have that pleasant a scent t'set the mood, and I'll be going now.

My Thanks, Young Hobbit legolasgreenlef December 30 2002, 11:16:33 UTC

Wise words are these, Sam. However, naught of which I have not pondered.

For such newage trinkets have been unnattainable for quite some time. Dear Isildur (though try, she may) cannot keep to the demand of the Men being wed. 'Til such is replenished, bacon grease shall have to do.

You're Welcome, "Old" But Still Pretty Elf mayorsamgamgee December 30 2002, 11:20:50 UTC

Ahhhhhh! That explains it. Alright, then. Just, you know, stay clear o'the Shire if you're going to be smelling like bacon grease. I don't think you'd fancy being bitten in unfortunate places, especially after being newly wed.

lorienmaiden December 30 2002, 10:21:50 UTC

I wish you both well endeavors my prince and lord Boromir ....

legolasgreenlef December 30 2002, 11:18:50 UTC

Fair lady, may these fond wishes come to be.

Re: lorienmaiden December 30 2002, 11:35:44 UTC

I pray for them to be all you are my Prince... and I hope you both well with my life

skyana December 30 2002, 11:19:27 UTC

Congratulations! I've often dreamt of it. Any pictures can be sent to Blackiliner@aol.com.

::giggles::

Laitai legolasgreenlef December 30 2002, 11:25:12 UTC

Most naturally.