Arse: My Antidrug

[legolaswoodelf]

Hello, lovely elleths. We are paused for a few hours upon the plains of Rohan so Gimli might rest for an hour or two. I myself am restless, eager to move on, but it would do no good to exhaust the others.
So I will give you elleths a recap of the past few days, then spend some time on Elf Porn Shack if I can find no one to chat with.

Comments

[disturbedangel2]

Keep the Faith my Good Prince, Aragorn is going to need you to keep him from getting impaled by an orc arrow if he isn't lucky.

You are not being uptight because you won't 'smoke a bowl' with him or Gimili, you just don't want to see your Elfhood shrivel Theirs is gonna do. Plus you need to keep your wits about you.

Strive On. :)

[gracheness]

sorry to go all fangirl on you but *squee* *instantly friends you* i'm sure you will make it there eventually, don't worry ^_^

may not be entirely appropriate, but i'm wondering how you keep your hair looking so beautiful. is it naturally like that or do you have to sneak off and do it while the others aren't looking?

[oblotr]

Stay away from that weed. The last time you were with Aragorn and he "fell off the wagon" the stench never left your silver tumic. I will not wash your clothes with that smell embedded in it. Sending you some good porn. I know you are lonely, wish I was there with you.

[_____voiceless]

Oh, Legolas. I'm so sorry that you have to be in so much pain. Stupid Aragorn. He's just hurting himself. Don't get mixed up with the weed.

I hope everthing gets better.

<33 Hallaheniel <33

[mrs_silmarwen]

Ow my fair prince, what a miserable situation you're in!
I think this calls for shagging some sense into the Ranger...