Wheeeeee!

[legolaswoodelf]

This pipe weed is wonderful! I simply cannot believe I was ever so against it, thanks Aragorn for showing me the error of my ways!
While I slept, he concocted some sort of "Lembas hash brownies" and offered me one. At first I was angry that he laced the remainder of our food supply with drugs, then I ate one!

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You are soooo....

[oblotr]

Legolas, I am highly disappointed in you. You should know better than to smoke that vile filth when you will become an Ada. It sets just a wonderful example for your child. Oh and in case you are still stoned, that was sarcasm.

Yeah I did say you could still "bump uglies" as long as it did not harm the baby, and your behavior will harm that poor child. I am so disappointed in you. Look at yourself. Wait till your father hears that you knocked up a mortal and then left her for your "dog" Aragorn and his weed. I am writing him now.

Tinuviel, we can raise our kids together, because it seems the fathers do not care about the lives they have created. I will help you hon, no matter what. Legolas, you make me sick. I hope your father gives you a good arse whipping.

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[omgimsopunk]

Probably not the right time to mention such a thing, but I'd bet my life that Boromir would not have done this.

Seek Eomer, Tinuviel-elleth! <3<3<3 Nice, strong, handsome man who can appreciate the small things in life.. much better for you than a fickle elf.

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[oblotr]

You are so right, Boromir would have never done this. Boromir hated pipe weed, and had always wanted to be a dad. He always told me that, and he was so sincere about it.

But the past can not be changed. Not to worry. This child will be loved by its aunt Jen and all the other elleths.

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[oblotr]

Umm...another thing that I forgot because I was so sleepy posting this. Forgot my Adora. I know...How could I?! So all of our kids can be together and raise holy hell. I'm so sorry sweetie, but I am in no way sorry for my other comments. It's called responsibility...learn its meaning.

[teasingfool]

*snortcackle* What the hell, Legs? I want to see this kind of hilarity first-hand.

[loveliketvshows]

*laughs ass off*
Oh dear lord! I can not breath!
*cough* *gag*
*laughs for the rest of the day*

[id_anonymous]

Despite this all being remarkably humourous, I must say that the wise elf would cease to travel this path before it is too late. I understand that it is fun and amusing and all your cares seem to vanish, but that is not the way of the world. Someday, you will have to come back to the world of reality, and you will find that all the world has left you behind, and you are only one lonely elf amid a harsh and uncaring world. Wouldn't it be best before you lose all your strength, your charm?

Someday you could be prince and ada to a beautiful lady and her child, but you must end this foolishness before you lose her forever. The buzz will die, and you will find yourself utterly alone.

I'm sorry if this seems harsh, but reality will not be as understanding as I.

[ladyheatherlly]

Sometimes we have to make mistakes to learn from them. I don't think everyone should hold one lapse of judgement against the Elf unless he develops a problem in the future.
He really does have a good heart and I have complete faith that he will do what is right in the end.

[id_anonymous]

I know, we all hope he will be okay, and we all hope he won't keep travelling down this path... but I just felt I should let him know what he stands to lose. =(

[grygon]

please post that drawing... a must see. a naked gimli. *catches fire*