The Hunchback of Cheap Champagne

[legomilk]

You have lost the will to live. Your head is throbbing. You can't speak too quickly or you’ll punctuate your sentences with vomit. Your boss has already lambasted you for being late and reeking of booze. The clothes you put on won’t win you any fashion awards and your face looks like a golf green mowed by a blind junkie. Your eyes are red enough to

Comments

[the_last_muse]

I do believe that was the sexiest thing I have ever read.

You going to Flipside, bitch? ;)

[legomilk]

FLIPSIDE MOTHERFUCKER! YES!