someone needs to open a restaurant that condones food fights. just set aside a private party room with the expectation of things getting really messy. have locker rooms with showers so your patrons can clean up afterwards. has this been done? i must know.

"Hello, and welcome to Insomnia University(tm)! My name is caffiene, and I'll be your instructor for the day."

is it possible to make a funnel cake in the shape of a noose? I think i'll try to figure that one out this weekend.

annamaul93 visited this weekend. somehow we managed to not get into too much trouble. i think our wallets took the blow for us, tho. Belgian Beer Bar (and far too many more in the west village), Empire State Bldg, Chinatown, more cold weather, and a ( Dr. Seuss theme party )

and... it's cold as balls here in the city.

Dr. Seuss party this weekend. fun fun fun.

and today marks 30 days since i've quit smoking (second time quitting). haven't had a real urge in about 2 weeks.

and i found some more really fucked up stuff for y'all to ponder.

it's official, my metrocard ran out this morning.

Reminder: Avocado is still made by some being cosmicly superior to god.
(and Bacon is made my a being superior to even that, of course)

this is a nutty idea i had with a group of friends earlier last week. it borders on completely tasteless, but if you live here and see these guys day-in day-out, they've earned no space for me to care too much about their dignity. these guys do an excellent job making themselves look like asses without my silly ideas.

( the idea and what followed )

( Friday: good stuff at work )

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