1.[x] You've got pearls.
2.[x] You own plastic jewelry.
3.[x] And you wear it proudly.
4.[x] You take great pride in how tight your pants are.
5.[x] You own a studded belt.
6.[x] But the way you wear it doesn't help keep your pants on.
7.[ ] You've had your eye makeup be red.
8.[ ] Or green.
9.[ ] And you've got a myspace picture to prove it.
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