( In which I selfishly complain, implore your much needed assistance, and randomly profess just one of my pope-crushes. )

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Modern, Cool Nerd
95 % Nerd, 78% Geek, 39% Dork

For The Record:

A Nerd is someone who is passionate about learning/being smart/academia.
A Geek is someone who is passionate about some particular area or subject, often an obscure or difficult one.
A Dork is someone who has difficulty with common social expectations/interactions.
You scored better ( Read more... )

From the lower campus dining hall at Boston College I bring you.... Random Idiotic Snippets of Conversation!!!!

Loudly, and sniffing himself: "Man, I smell so bad!"

"But he has a fire hydrant in his roomBoy: "Harvard ( Read more... )

Rainbow sprinkles. They fell from the sky in glittering heaps. Of course, if they fell on your forehead, they burned a hole through your skull. I also dreamed that my mom was skinnier than me. Scary.

That said, the website of the National Confectioners Association is making me drool all over Matt's NYU sweater (Sorry, hun ( Read more... )

Dumb teen: Hey, look at this! It says "Train for jobs in beeyotch."
Smarter teen: Fool! That word is biotech. Why you gotta be ignorant all your life?

--1 train

From Overheard in New York
WARNING: This is probably the most seductive procrastination tool you will ever encounter. If you're writing a 20 page paper due next week, and you need every ( Read more... )

Perfection: Eating chocolate-tipped candy corn on a lazy, rainy day, under the covers, with the kind of book that makes you cry every few chapters. I love Wednesdays sometimes.

The greatest novel of our generation.

Grief requires time. If a chip of stone radiates itself, its breath, so long, how stubborn might be the soul. If sounds waves carry on to infinity, where are their screams now? I imagine them somewhere in the galaxy, moving forever towards the psalms.

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How can one man take on the memories of even one ( Read more... )

What kind of jewel are you?
Watermelon Tourmaline
You are truly one of a kind. Your beauty is unique, which makes people love you all the more.

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If I printed out this quiz and handed it in to my professor instead my paper, I would be my own hero.

The Office is hilarious.

Sneeja!

the Wit

(71% dark, 15% spontaneous, 10% vulgar)

your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK

You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you're probably an intellectual, but don't take that to ( Read more... )