Yo momma so fat she owns a bakery but doesnt sell anything she eats it all and eats buckets of flour

[leifymczas]

After reading every post in my LiveJournal, I've decided to have a decent go at making a post similar to that of my 'old style' of writing. That is, actual content, as opposed to a single line of text like "fuck a fag you faggot". As much as I enjoy belting out single lines of gibberish with the word 'fag' littered throughout it, I must change

Comments

[minkues]

I just took a dump... on your chest.

[circastes]

That is easily the most touching and philosophically profound haiku I have ever encountered. I had always hoped stories about African children in war-torn Western ghettos involving exploding children, homosexual bigots and inexplicable penis growth would make us all think, "skrt;lhktlh" - inspiring us to greater horizons.

I still have my egg beater, and it shows no signs of wear.

[zt0ny]

i didnt read any of that ~__#

[nyarlathotep69]

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