COWBOY 2/?
Title: Cowboy 2/?
Author: leigh1381
Pairing: Akame
Genre: Romance
Disclaimer: If only I could own sparkly beautiful bois ^___^v
Summary: He needs rest, lots of rest as his friends say but how can he do that when a sexy & haughty cowboy keeps bugging him
Note: I almost didn’t post anything today @o@
Chapter 2
“Damn it” Jin curses
He can count on his quick reflexes when it comes to his work but now he is covered with puke from legs down and the person responsible is still bent down heaving
“Lady I am not a damn lavatory” Jin said annoyed
“I’m really sorry” Kame apologizes while wiping his mouth
“Lady …” Jin started
“Please …”
“Please what lady?” Jin asks
Heaves
“Lady …” Jin started
“Would you stop saying lady to me” Kame said irritated “Who are you anyway?”
“I’m Akanishi Jin” Jin introduces himself and added “And my sole purpose in this earth is to let myself be covered in your vomit”
“Why are you here?”
“I had a vision that a beautiful creature would be vomiting and since I love being covered in puke I rushed in getting here”
“Not funny”
“And I was just right on time” Jin declared
Glare
“I so love this smell, so fresh” Jin continues
“Stop being sarcastic, I already said sorry”
“Lady …” Jin started
“I told you to stop calling me that” Kame snaps when he was once again addressed as a woman
“Why?” Jin asks not getting what the one was saying
“For the obvious reason that I’m a man”
Silence
“Ha ha” Jin let out a laugh after a few minutes “I thought you said you were a man”
“I did say that” Kame haughtily said
“I don’t believe you” Jin said that made Kame’s blood boil
“And why not?” Kame jutted out his jaw
“Because you are small” Jin stated
“Great things comes from small packages” Kame sarcastically answers
“Still” Jin argues
“I can’t do anything about that” Kame snaps
“Okay, I’ll accept that” Jin nods
“So gracious of you” Kame let out a fake smile
“You are sexy” Jin blurted out unthinkingly
“WHAT?” Kame asks shocked
“You have flared hips”
“PARDON” Kame huffs
“It’s true you’re not well gifted” Jin muses
“Well gifted?” Kame asks puzzled
“You know” Jin shrugs “You’re almost flat chested”
“I’m supposed to have flat chests” Kame said indignantly
“No, you’re supposed to have it even a little bit” Jin patiently explains
“ARE YOU A PERVERT?” Kame snaps
Kame wants to throttle this beautiful specimen of a man, yes he will admit that this person on front of him is very beautiful but so arrogant to be saying such things to him
“Of course not” Jin defended himself
“Then why are you checking me out?” Kame inquires huffily
“Of course not, I am just saying you look like a g …” Jin was interrupted before he could finish
“If you value your life don’t finish what you are going to say” Kame warns
Jin was even more fascinated with this beauty in front of him and he can’t help himself but smile in amusement
“What’s so funny retard?” Kame asks aggressively
“For such a small thing, you are a spitfire” Jin observes
“Do you want me to spit on you then set you on fire?” Kame answered back
The way he was reacting to the other man, Kame knows that what the stranger had said is true and this is the first time he is acting this way to someone
“See” Jin pointed out
“So what if I am?” Kame places his hand on his hips
“It makes you so cute” Jin said to annoy the other man
“What? cute? puppies are cute, not me” Kame reacted defensively
“There’s no sense in talking to you” Jin declared
“And there’s no reason I should be talking to you” Kame countered
“That can’t be avoided” Jin muses
“And why not?” Kame arches an eyebrow
“I want your money” Jin said flippantly
“Why should I give you money?” Kame asks sardonically
“Because I’m a beggar” Jin watches in amusement as the other’s temper rises
“And I am a model” Kame matches the other’s response
“That must be true now but you must be hideous when you were younger” Jin teases
Gasps
“How dare you say that?” Kame said indignantly
“I just feel like saying it” Jin said nonchalantly
“You don’t even know me” Kame said
“You are Kamenashi Kazuya” Jin answered
“How did you know that?” Kame asks suspiciously “Are you are stalker?”
“Oh yeah I’m a stalker who like to follow a skinny ass” Jin said sarcastically slightly peering at the other’s ass
“Skinny ass?”
“Yap and that person with skinny ass is ready to fall in his face” Jin finishes
Jin saw the other man bow down a little
“Kazuya?” Jin worriedly calls “Damn I made him cry”
Silence
“Kazuya”
Silence
“KAMENASHI KAZUYA ANSWER ME” Jin commanded angrily
“BE QUIET BAKA” Kame shouted back
“If you answered right away I wouldn’t be shouting at you …” Jin ranted
“Damn it I’m going to puke” Kame groans
“Not on me Kazuya, I’m already covered in puke at it is”
“Hmm” Kame covered his mouth trying to control himself
Jin seeing the other man ready to throw up grabs the other’s arm
“Willyoustopmanhandlingme” Kame mumbled while covering his mouth with one hand
“What did you say?” Jin asks not getting what the other is saying
Kame took several deep breaths and tries to calm him queasy stomach
“Will you stop manhandling me” Kame said slowly
“I am not manhandling you Kazuya”
Kame inclined his head in the direction of his arm which is being held by Jin and arches a perfectly shaped eyebrow
“Hey I am trying to help you here Kazuya” Jin justifies
“Then stop touching me” Kame commanded
“Okay Kazuya” Jin agrees but still not letting go
“You’re a bit slow” Kame rolled his eyes
“Do you think so?” Jin smirks sexily
“You …” Kame let out a gagging sound then covered his mouth with his free hand when he felt the bile rising up again
“Not on me” Jin reacted
Seeing that the other man is really now going to throw up, he pulls the other man in the direction of the toilet
“Hurry up” Jin urges
Not caring that Kame was already being dragged along with his much longer strides, Jin heads straight at the women’s toilet but was immediately pulled back
“What made you think I would go in there” Kame groans
Jin wanted to thumped his head in his mistake, he still believes that the other man is a woman but he had to believe when the other one denied being one
“This is the nearest one Kazuya” Jin lied to cover his mistake
“Please do call me Kazuya” Kame quips sarcastically
“I already did” Jin grins which made Kame wants to smack him hard
“I was being sarcastic, you know”
“And I am being pleasant” Jin let out a bright smile to Kame’s further annoyance
“Don’t me Kazuya, I don’t even know you”
“There’s time to get to know me better KAZUYA” Jin emphasizes the other’s name
“I don’t want to talk to you anymore, whoever you are” Kame huffs then head to the other direction
“I’m being a gentleman” Jin trails
“You’re being a nuisance”
Kame thrown on his back and doubles his steps, he can taste the bile at the back of his throat
“I don’t need help to puke” Kame unreasonably
“You’re stubborn”
“Then go away”
Kame could feel the other man hot on his heels when he enters the men’s toilet, opening one stall and leaning on the toilet bowl, he was just in time when he threw up
“Damn” Kame curses in between throwing up
“You’re going to be okay Kazuya” Jin coos
Kame ignored the other man for now because he has more important things to do, like calming his internal organs who are trying to get out of his body
“Relax, just let it all out” Jin continued in a soothing voice
Kame felt a hand rubbing his back and felt suddenly comforted, he shouldn’t be letting this man touch him but the others hand feels so warm
“I think I’m okay now” Kame said after sometime
“Are you sure” Jin asks
“Yes”
Kame suddenly became aware that the other man is also leaning and his body almost touching him
“Ahm, could you back away a little” Kame requested timidly
“Why?” Jin asks puzzled at the other’s timidity
“You’re …” Kame couldn’t continue
“Yes?”
Jin keeps rubbing the others back even though he knows the other man is already feeling better, it’s like his hand is being magnetized to the other’s body
“Please stop touching me” Kame could feel his body getting warm
“This is not touching” Jin said simply
“Oh really”
Kame straightened up which is a wrong move because his back came into contact with the others body
“You’re the one plastering your ass on my body” Jin said dryly
Kame in a flash jerks back his body and in the small space of the stall he hits his shin in the bowl making him howl in pain and further plastering himself in the other’s body
“Damn it” Kame moans “It hurts”
“Then don’t move so much” Jin commanded
“It really stings” his back plastered at the other man’s front
“Just bear with it Kazuya”
Jin tries to steady the howling man by gripping the other man in the waist
“Let go” Kame slaps the hand on his waist and wriggles from the other’s hold
“Ouch that hurts, stop it Kazuya” Jin scolds
“Then pull back” Kame commanded
“You’re going to fall on your pretty face Kazuya”
“I want to rub it” Kame complains
“It’s not possible right now”
“Dudes”
Jin and Kame both froze hearing the voice
“Are you really doing it?” the voice excitedly asks
“WHAT?” Kame and Jin snaps
“The one that involves your ass”
“Of course not” they said in unison and looks back
Jin’s eyes widens as he recognized the other person
“Jin”
“Koki”
Jin saw his friend’s shocked face
“Boss I didn’t know you like to do it in a public place” Koki teased
“It’s not what you think” Jin vehemently denies
“Yeah sure” Koki answers back
“I am just helping Kazuya here” Jin explains
“Kazuya? Helping him?”
“Yeah” Jin nods and he added a frown for good measure
Jin followed Koki’s eyes as the other stares at their pressed body
“Yeah boss you’re a big help” Koki said pretending innocence
“Got a problem with that?” Jin asks in a threatening voice
“No boss” Koki answered right away “But …”
“But what?”
“Can I stay and watch?” Koki requested
“There’s nothing to watch”
“But it looks like you two are just getting started”
“Excuse me” Kame finally butted in the conversation
“Yes Kazuya” Jin asks in an accommodating voice
“Will you please let go of me now” Kame said haughtily
“Why?”
“You’re asking me why?” Kame couldn’t believe the others answer
“Yap”
“It’s so obvious”
“Then tell me Kazuya” Jin urges in a soothing voice
“People are getting the wrong idea”
“Idea about what?”
Jin wants to burst out laughing at the other man’s outrage expression but kept himself in check
“You know …” Kame halted feeling embarrassed
“I don’t” Jin denied obstinately
“Well …”
“Its like …”
“Yes Kazuya” Jin used a toned like talking to a young child
Glare
“Just say it Kamenashi Kazuya” Kame pepped himself
“Kazuya …”
“It’s like the two of us are doing something naughty” Kame hastily blurted out
“Naughty things?” Jin innocently asks
“Yes” Kame nods and he can feel all the blood rushed to his head
“Oh you mean like us doing something really perverted?” Jin smirks
“Yes” Kame looks away trying to hide his reddened cheeks
“Well it’s not my fault” Jin shrugs
“Are you saying it’s my fault?” Kame’s eyes are already sticking daggers in the other man’s body
“Nope” Jin answered simply
“Then?”
“It’s baldie’s fault” Jin blames Koki
“I’m no longer bald boss” Koki protested
“Who says I like touching you anyway” Jin pulled back his hands “Happy now?”
“Overjoyed” Kame said with sarcasm
“You’re so ungrateful peepee” Jin smirks
“WHAT DID YOU SAY?” Kame asks
“You’re ungrateful” Jin repeated
“Not that one”
“Ahh, that one” Jin said and letting a small laugh
“Yes”
“I called you peepee” Jin obliges
“You’re calling me, urine?” Kame couldn’t believe the gall of the other man
“Not that” Jin slightly shook his head
“An organ?” Kame guesses again
“Wrong”
“Then what?”
“Peepee is short for Prissy Princess” Jin’s smirk turned into a wide smile
Kame could already see red due to the other man’s insults but he still held on to his temper
“You …” Kame chokes out
“It’s very apt right?” Jin provokes grinning from ear to ear
“I hope your head snaps into two” Kame childishly said
“That would be bad”
“Really?” Kame sarcastically said
“Because the world would miss my awesome looks” Jin boasted
“Wow you’re so humble”
“Isn’t it true” Jin showed his best angle
Silence
“See you’re speechless” Jin added
Silence
“Excuse me” Kame said instead not rising to the bait
“Where are you going?” Jin asks
“I’m going to rinse my mouth, I can do that right?” Kame haughtily
“Yes” Jin bows slightly “You can do whatever you want Peepee”
Their bodies brushing against each other when Kame passed him on the narrow stall
“Damn” Jin shivered
“Me boss?” Koki heard Jin cursed
“No” Jin snaps
Kame heads straight at the sink and opened the tap to wash his mouth and face, he can hear the other two talking
“Arrogant man giving me a nickname like that” Kame mumbles
“What are you doing here?” Jin asks Koki
“Boss I was told to pick up a visitor” Koki explains
“I thought you were sent to get the supplies?” Jin frowns
“Arrival of the medicines had been delayed”
“What time it would come?”
“About two hours from now but I’m sure glad I’m here” Koki shyly said
“Why?” Jin asks
“Because I didn’t know that the guest is so pretty” Koki smiled
Jin couldn’t help but frown at what his friend has said
“He’s a guy” Jin informed to discouraged the other man
“He’s still pretty” Koki smile widens
“You can’t have him” Jin firmly warns
“Why …”
“Because …” Jin couldn’t think of anything
“Yes boss?” Koki prods
For the life of him, Jin doesn’t know why he doesn’t want Kazuya to be involved with anyone
“Boss do you want him for yourself?” Koki hesitantly asks
“Of course not” Jin denies
“Are you sure?”
“I don’t swing that way” Jin declared
“But boss …”
“I think you should go now” Jin instructed
“But the guest” Koki protested
“I’m already here right, I’ll bring him”
Seeing that he had no chance to get to know the guest with his boss around, Koki decided to personally talk to the other man some other time
“You’re the boss” Koki said
“Good”
Koki turning to Kame who is still washing his face
“Hello, I’m Koki” Koki greeted
Kame stopping what he was doing turn to the other man
“Uhm, hello I’m Kamenashi Kazuya”
”See you later Kame, you don’t mind me calling you Kame, right” Koki checks
“Not at all” Kame let out a smile
“Wow” Koki gasps
“What?”
“My angel” Koki declared
“You’re funny” Kame let out a small laugh
Jin who was looking at the other two laughing and he let out a frown
“Koki get going” Jin ordered
Catching a glimpse of his friend’s fierce stare, Koki hurriedly went on his way
“Yes boss” waving his hand “Bye Kame”
When it’s only the two of them left, Kame continued washing his face
“Will you please stop flirting with him” Jin said in a snappy voice
“Pardon?” Kame asks not getting what the arrogant man is saying
Inclining his head on the direction of the door
“Stop flirting with Koki” Jin repeated
“I was not flirting with him” Kame denies
“You are Kazuya”
“Not”
“Yes”
“How?”
“Smiling at him in a flirtatious way” Jin said
“It’s just your imagination”
“I saw it Kazuya” Jin frowns
“So what is it to you?”
“What do you mean?”
“Are you jealous?”
“Like hell I would be jealous” Jin vehemently declared
“Really?”
“Beautiful you may be but I don’t swing in that way” Jin arrogantly said
“So there’s nothing to talk about” Kame shrugs
“Yeah nothing”
Kame couldn’t care less what the other one is thinking but he felt a little twinge in his chest
“I must be more tired” Kame said to himself “I’m feeling sensitive”
“Are you done?” Jin asks
“Almost” Kame answered simply “Why?”
“We should be on our way” Jin looking at his watch
“Why would I come with you?”
“I am the one who’s supposed to meet you”
“Really?”
“Yes Kazuya”
“Where are we going?” Kame inquires
“Johnny’s Ranch” Jin answered the other’s question
“Oh I’m going to a ranch” Kame said delighted at the thought
“You came here without knowing your destination” Jin irritatedly asks
“It was my friends who arranged for this vacation”
“What if they set you to an unknown location?”
“Then I would be there now and not here right?” Kame flippantly answered
“You’re too trusting Kazuya”
“They are my friends”
“Male or female friends?”
“Is this an interrogation?” Kame asks “If you really want to know they are guys”
“You attract guys right away” Jin snaps remembering his earlier reaction
“It’s not my fault” Kame justifies
“Still …”
“Who are you anyway?” Kame said right away before the other man could blast him again
“I’m Akanishi Jin” Jin introduces again
“And you are the driver in Johnny’s Ranch” Kame insulted
“For your information I’m the Manager” Jin proudly said “I’m in charge of the operation in the ranch”
“So that’s where the arrogance came from” Kame said contemplatively
“Yeah I am in charge and I’m warning you not to cause any problem”
“What problems?”
“Problem with men Kazuya”
Gasps
“And you are a jerk” Kame fires back
“I’ll be watching you like a hawk”
“Ohhh I’m so scared” Kame provokes
Both of them stared at each other, no one wants to back down then Jin next line makes Kame shiver not in fear but in totally different reason
“Careful or I might eat you up peepee”
~~end of chapter~~
A / N: just finished this now, I thought I will not finish this today…LOL, what you think guyz?