COWBOY 6b/?
Title: Cowboy 6b/?
Author: leigh1381
Pairing: Akame
Genre: Romance
Disclaimer: If only I could own sparkly beautiful bois ^___^v
Summary: He needs rest, lots of rest as his friends say but how can he do that when a sexy & haughty cowboy keeps bugging him
Note: akame con reports killed my brain ^^0v
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“Then get out so that I could finish taking a bath” Kame ordered Jin
“You’re ordering me out Peepee?”
Jin couldn’t believe he is being ordered out of the bathroom when Ryo is there with them
“That’s just what I did” Kame confirms
“Why?” Jin asks
“So Kame and I could already start our business” Ryo butts in the conversation
“There’s no way I’ll leave Kazuya’s side when you’re here teeth”
“Do you want to watch?” Ryo offers
Jin knows the other man is deliberately baiting him but he couldn’t let the things he was saying especially when it involves Kame
“Yeah” Jin agrees “I’ll watch you die”
“Akanishi Jin stop saying such things to other people” Kame rebukes
“But Peepee” Jin whines
“And stop whining”
“Please stop” Ryo begs “The noise makes me think of a monkey, whose tail is being pulled”
“Don’t just butt in, in other people’s private conversation nose” Jin insulted
“Akanishi Jin stop insulting people” Kame rebukes
“Because he’s an ass” Jin reasoned
“You’re an even bigger ass” the man retaliated
“Akanishi …” Kame said in a threatening voice
‘Because we can see your ass Peepee”
“Idiot, leave my ass alone” Kame huffs feeling himself redden
“It’s okay with me” Ryo happily uttered
Kame flush some more with what the other man had said and Jin didn’t miss this reaction
“What the hell” Jin seethes “Peepee’s flirting in front of me”
“Get dress Kamenashi Kazuya” Jin orders in a firm voice
Kame did a double take at Jin, this is the first time he was addressed in his full name by the taller man
“Would be glad too Akanishi Jin” Kame petulantly answered
Jin turning to Ryo who is staring at the others body
“Stop ogling Kazuya’s body” Jin reprimanded
“Are you his boyfriend?” Ryo asks
“YES”
“No”
Jin and Kame said at the same time which made Ryo smile sardonically
“You were saying Jin?”
“Okay so I am not his boyfriend” Jin concedes “But as you’ve heard I am now his legal guardian”
“He’s not five years old” Ryo scoffs
“As long as Kazuya’s here in the ranch and I am the manager here, he is under my protection” Jin glares
“I have a say in this” Kame uttered but was ignored
“So you and anyone who makes a pass at him should come through me first” Jin bared his teeth
“Let’s see about that” Ryo challenges
“We will” Jin said confidently
“Yeah let’s see” Kame said giving Jin death glares
“So Nishikido Ryo, you can already get out of here” Jin instructed smugly
“This is not over” Ryo uttered
“Indeed”
Kame and Jin watch as the other man made his way out of the bathroom
“I wonder why he was here” Jin muttered
“I like him” Kame said which made Jin turn to him angrily
“I forbid you to like him” Jin said unreasonably
“And who are you?” Kame arched his eyebrow
“You’re guardian”
“No way”
“As I have informed Ryo, as long as you are here I will look after you”
“I don’t need a nanny”
“Then I could be your daddy” Jin suggested
“Oh yeah you look old enough to be my daddy” Kame chided
“I’m only turning twenty-four, you know” Jin informs
“So ancient”
“Baka” Jin insulted which made the other man laugh “Go take a bath”
“Hai, hai Otousan”
Kame saucily answered and turned his back at the other man to take his shower
“Daddy” Jin quips
“Make your way out Daddy” Kame instructed while swaying his hips
“My hand is moving”
The next thing Jin knew his hand spanked hard the perk butt that made Kame jumped in shock and surprise
“Damn I did it” Jin congratulated himself
“WHAT THE HELL” Kame roars
“It’s not my fault Peepee”
“What do you mean it’s not your fault? There’s only the two of us here”
“I know but …”
‘But what?”
“Your butt was talking to me” Jin hesitantly explains
‘Talking to you?”
“Yes” Jin nods
“Really?”
“Yes, it’s like a butt possessed”
“Huh?”
“And it keeps on chanting?” Jin swallowed
“Chanting what?”
“COME ON JIN, PLAY WITH ME, RUB ME, SPANK ME HARD, HURT ME MASTER” Jin groaned
“Disgusting man” Kame shrieks
“That’s not all” Jin said
“What else?”
“The worst thing is”
“Worst?”
“It’s telling me TASTE ME NOW” Jin admits
“Stay away from me” Kame warns
“Peepee” Jin said pleading
“You’re crazy”
“No I’m not”
Both of them waits who will make the first move when Kame spoke hurriedly to save himself
“I know now how I can help you” Kame rushes
“Are you going to let me do all those things to your ass?” Jin hopefully said
“Baka I would be crazier than you if I do that”
“Then what help can you give me” Jin poutingly asks
“I know some good mental institutions that you can go to” Kame said proudly
“I’m not crazy Peepee”
“Sure you are you just know that”
“I’m not”
“Let the doctors evaluate you first before you can say that”
“No”
“Have yourself checked Akanishi Jin” Kame urges
“Nope”
“Go”
“No”
“They would help you”
“Na ah”
“They would rid some of your pervertedness”
“Okay”
Jin said in which Kame did a double take
“Why?” Kame idiotically asks
“Well in one condition Peepee”
“What condition?”
“You will go with me” Jin happily said
“Why would I go with you?”
“Cause you’re my cure Kazuya”
“What a yuckee thing to say Akanishi Jin”
“I think it’s rather romantic Peepee”
“Believe me it’s not romantic” Kame scoffingly said
“That’s because you no romantic bone in your body Kazu” Jin accuse
“This is coming from the person who’ve I met just this afternoon” Kame sarcastically retaliated
“I can tell Kazu” Jin said knowingly
“I can be romantic if I put my mind into it” Kame insisted
“How would you know, you haven’t been into any relationship”
“How would you know that?”
“Well you have this look” Jin muses
‘What look?”
“Or should I say aura” Jin clarifies
“What aura?”
“The look but don’t touch aura”
“If I have that aura why don’t you follow that Akanishi Jin?”
“Well I love challenges”
“Baka”
“And besides …”
“Besides what?”
“I love touching you” Jin pervertedly leers
“That spanking I got from you would be the last one Akanishi Jin”
“Are you sure about that Peepee?” Jin asks in a sexy voice
“Yes”
“Really sure?”
“Very”
“How many percent Kazu?” Jin wants to annoy the other man further
“One hundred percent”
“Don’t be too sure of that” Jin mumbles
“I am sure of that fact because the next time you lay your hand on me, I’ll eat you alive” Kame threatens
“Promises, promises”
Jin maliciously took what Kame had said in a different meaning
“You …” Kame
“I already heard that threat before” Jin said slightly yawning “Tell me something new”
“I hate you” Kame said with venom
“But I love you Peepee, don’t say you hate me” Jin said in a whiny voice
“Get out now or else this perverted ranch would need to find a new manager”
“Hai, hai” Jin finally said seeing the other man ready to murder him
“Finally” Kame said thankfully
“Peepee …” Jin started
“What?” Kame snarls
“Easy don’t bite” Jin said annoyed at the other’s tone of voice
“What” Kame asks in a soft girly voice
“That’s more like it” Jin approvingly uttered
“What can I do for you darling Akanishi Jin?”
“That is much better”
“Yes baby?”
“Damn” Jin curses “This is the best”
“WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SAY?” Kame shouted “OUT WITH IT ALREADY”
Jin answered Kame’s outburst with a wounded look
“I just wanted to say if you are done cleaning your behind and then covering your butt, please sashay your ass to the dining hall, it’s time for dinner”
Kame covered his face with his hands, he can’t believe that the other man’s sentence consisted mainly of mentioning his ass
“Get out of here Akanishi Jin before I do you some bodily harm” Kame said softly totally exasperated
“Love you too Peepee” Jin grinned foolishly
“I’m counting up to three”
“One” Kame started
“I …” Jin matches the other man
“Two”
“Love …”
“Three”
“You~”
But before Kame could move to beat the other man, Jin had already fled the scene and all he can do is to fling the towels at the direction of the other man
“BAKA” Kame shouted at the other’s back
“Don’t forget about dinner” Jin reminded while running
“Smash your face on the wall on your way out”
“I love you too very much” Jin retaliated
When he heard the bathroom door slammed shut, Kame lets out a puff of air.
“That Akanishi Jin” Kame shakes his head
Even though he wants to murder the other man, Kame had to admit that their bickering excites him
“Bakanishi” Kame softly uttered
Looking down to pick up his towel lying on the floor, Kame let out a shout of annoyance
“WHAT THE HELL I’M STILL BUTT NAKED”
Jin heard Kame’s roar and it made him smile and as he whistles his way to the dining hall, one thought keeps on running on his head
“KAMENASHI KAZUYA IS MINE”
~~end of chapter~~
A / N: my laptop is still in the hospital T_T .... demo all those wonderful conreports are killing my brain, *shouts* akame keep on doing what you are doing and surely alot of fangirls will have a major nosebleed... lol ... by the way missed me guyz?????