COWBOY 10b/?
Title: Cowboy 10b/?
Author: leigh1381
Pairing: Akame
Genre: Romance
Disclaimer: If only I could own sparkly beautiful bois ^___^v
Summary: He needs rest, lots of rest as his friends say but how can he do that when a sexy & haughty cowboy keeps bugging him
Note: an update, atleast it’s not 2 months…hehehe ^^0v
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“So Peepee why do always call me Akanishi?” Jin asks
“Well …” Kame started uncertainly
“Daddy it’s like he is your teacher” Ren chirps in
“Yeah I feel like I am a student being called Akanishi everytime” Jin seconded
“It’s like daddy the teacher is saying, Akanishi don’t sleep in my class” Ren added
“More like, Akanishi don’t stare at me too much” Jin replied
“Akanishi stop being stupid” Ren was really getting into the teacher thing
“Hey your daddy is the brightest in our class” Jin pretended that he is insulted
“How many students in your class daddy? Only you?” Ren innocently asks
“You brat” Jin pretends to choke the child beside him “I thought we are ganging up against Peepee-sensei”
“Sorry daddy I got carried away” Ren apologizes
Jin continued to tickle Ren a few more minutes before he stopped and ruffled the child’s hair, the endearing scene was interrupted when Reio once again speaks
“I think Kame you would be able to return to the ranch today” Reio utters and inclined his head outside “With this kind of rain it would be dangerous trying to get back”
“That’s why Kazuya you will be staying overnight here” Jin said happily
“Can you read me a bedtime story?” Ren requested
With the current situation Kame couldn’t do anything but nod in agreement and mentally slaughtering Jin for his present predicament
“Peepee we’re going to have a lot of fun” Jin’s eyes glimmers with mischief
Kame was about to put the other man in his place but he was stopped by his phone ringing
“Excuse me”
“Go ahead” Reio answered
Kame threw a dirty look at Jin before leaving the room
“Hello”
“Hello Kame”
“Maru is that you?” Kame asks uncertainly
“Yes” Maru answered
“Why are you calling?” Kame asks “Is there an emergency with one of my patients?”
“Nothing like that” Maru answered
“Awww” Kame gushes “My papa is worried about me”
“Baka”
“Papa Maru you are concerned about me?” Kame teases “How about Mama Ueda?”
“He’s standing here beside me, wait a minute I’ll pass the phone to him”
Kame heard the sound of the phone being handed to Ueda
“Hi Mama Ueda” he greeted
“You and your sassy attitude Kame” Ueda sighs
“And you and your awful vacation plan Tat-chan?” Kame retaliated
“Why what’s wrong? It’s a nice ranch”
“Yeah the ranch is okay”
“See, you just need to get used to your surroundings first” Ueda advises
“It’s not the ranch but the people staying there”
“Why what happened?” Ueda asks lightly “Or are you being a drama queen again?”
“I am not a drama queen” Kame denies
“That’s debatable” Ueda said
“He’s definitely a drama queen”
Kame heard Maru said that in the background
“I AM NOT” Kame’s voice slightly rises
“Don’t want to argue” Ueda utters “We are the one paying the phone bill here”
“Sure I won’t make a fuss” Kame started
“That’s great” Ueda encourages
“WHEN A MAN WANTS TO MOLEST ME”
Kame is already shouting by the time he finished talking and he heard Maru asks in the background
“IS OUR KAME TURNING REBELLIOUS?”
“No” Ueda answered calmly
“Then what?” Maru asks in concern
“HE TURNED TO MEN” Ueda quips
Kame wants to smash his head against the nearest wall at what Ueda had said
“You guys are not taking me seriously” Kame complains and he heard a button being pressed
“I knew it” Maru “This vacation is great for you”
“We are now on loudspeaker” Ueda informs “The monkey with an elephant’s nose here beside me keeps on pulling my hand to talk to you”
“Hey” Maru reacted
“Can you guys please focus on me and my dilemma right now” Kame requested
“We’re all ears” Ueda said
“Tell us about your boyfriend Kame-chan” Maru encourages
“He is not my boyfriend” Kame denies
“So you say” Ueda agrees “But what is his name?”
“His name is Akanishi Jin”
“Sounds like a really manly name” Maru utters
“Yeah so manly that he keeps on molesting me” Kame complains
“He already harassed you?” Maru repeated shocked
“Yes”
“When?” Maru is the one doing all the asking
“Well, when I got off the train and went to the toilet to puke, that’s the first one” Kame recalls
“He molested you in the public toilet?” Maru asks
“Yes” Kame answered simply
“That’s kinky Kame” Ueda said calmly
“What do you mean kinky Tat-chan?” Kame is aghast that his friend is not a little bit shocked
“You know doing that in public” Ueda explains
“We didn’t DO it”
“But you said …”
“You have a weird grasp on things” Kame insulted
“Maybe that’s just one time” Maru reflects
“No, the second time was when I was in the toilet, in my room, in the ranch” Kame counted
“Wow toilet again” Ueda exclaims “Maru maybe we should also try it out in the toilet”
Kame thumps his forehead in exasperation
“For crying out loud Akanishi Jin is a man,”
“Nakamaru Yuuichi is a man” Ueda retaliated
“Ow that’s sweet of you Uedidams” Maru gushes affectionately and Kame shudders
“Basically you are a man but your nose is like an alien Maruchams” Ueda insulted
“Guys stop with the love names it makes my skin crawl” Kame mutters
“Baka” both Ueda and Maru said
“So first my molester is a man and second he was already touching my body” Kame counted
“Maybe It was love at first touch”
Maru’s voice shakes a little and Kame’s not sure if he heard Ueda let out a suppressed giggle
“Love at first touch? There is no such thing” Kame argues
Maru clears his throat “There is”
“Huh?”
His puzzlement was answered by silence in the other line
“Hello?” Kame said thinking the line got disconnected
Silence
“Are you guys still there” Kame checks
“Yes” It was Ueda who finally answered
“I think there something that you were not telling me” Kame said suspiciously “Out with it Mama Ueda, Papa Maru”
There was much arguing on the other line between the two
“You tell him”
“No, you tell him”
“No”
“No”
Kame is quite fascinated how his two friends are arguing and then there voices become muffled
“Guys …”
“Okay, okay” Maru sighs defeated
“What was that about Maru?”
“I’ll tell you because Ueda said he wouldn’t play with my Maru-nichi for a week if I don’t”
“Huh? Maru what?” Kame didn’t get it
“Never mind that, well it’s about the love at first touch thing” Maru’s voice is tinged with embarrassment
“Yeah”
“It happens”
“It does?” Kame said astounded
“Do you know how Ueda and I got together?”
“I don’t think you’ve guys told me, you’re already a couple when I met you” Kame recalls
“Okay so I will tell you how and this would be the last time”
“Sure” Kame readily agrees
“It was Ueda who made the first move” Maru started
“Really?”
“Yeah, we were just normal classmates at first” Maru’s voice becomes fainter “We don’t even have the same friends, it’s just that I started to get curious because Ueda is always quiet and brooding but remains at the top of the class”
Maru clears his throat and his voice is much stronger this time
“I found myself suddenly following his every move and that’s when I found out that he is always looking at me” Maru said with smugness
“Hah” Ueda scoffs but not interrupting
“I thought at first it’s just a one time thing but I can feel that he was watching me and I become really self-conscious, so when I couldn’t help it anymore I decided to talk to him”
“He gave me a love letter” Ueda butted in
“It was not a love letter” Maru rushes “It was just a note”
“And where did you place it?” Ueda asks
“In your shoe locker” Maru answers
“That time when you receive a note in shoe locker it might as well be a love letter” Ueda clarifies
“Well I can’t just hand it to you in person” Maru justifies “I AM A SHY BOY”
“Then what happened” Kame asks
“I asked Ueda to meet me at the back of the building and when I arrived there, he was already waiting for me”
“You were half an hour late” Ueda pointed out “And you were the one who asked me to meet you there”
“Well I forgot that I have cleaning duties that day” Maru excuses “Well Ueda was standing there all aloof and haughty but he didn’t stopped staring at me and no one spoke for maybe about ten minutes”
“Yap” Ueda confirms
“Then suddenly like a flash of lightning he was already in front of me”
“I was walking pretty normally while you just looked dazed and ready to pass out that’s why you didn’t notice me walking towards you” Ueda corrected
“Then he only said three words” Maru continues
“Three words?” Kame repeated
“Yes”
“I love you?” Kame asks
“No worst” Maru said
“Huh?”
“He only said LET ME CHECK”
“Let me check what?” Kame inquires getting lost
“I was about to ask him that when I felt a hand squeezing my crotch” Maru almost groans
“You’re a pervert Tat-chan” Kame gurgles in laughter
“Hey I did say let me check” Ueda explains
“And why were you fondling him” Kame added
“I need to know the actual size by touching him and not just sizing him up” Ueda informs like he’s talking about the weather
“Yes that’s the reason he was always looking at me because he was sizing up and wandering how big my Maru-nichi is” Maru groans
“Why Maru-nichi?” Kame asks in between in laughter
“Ask Ueda he was the one who named it”
“Well it’s a cute name” Ueda justifies
“Tat-chan you are really a pervert touching him like that when you barely know him” Kame accuses
“There’s a perfectly sane explanation to all of that” Ueda said airily
“There is?” Kame gurgles in laughter
“Yes” Ueda nods “I will not love someone who is lacking in that department”
Maru groans louder and Kame doubled up in laughter
“So Maru-nichi is perfect?” Kame’s sides are hurting now from laughing too much
“I’m a satisfied customer” Ueda confirms evilly
“So there I was being groped by a top student who I haven’t spoken to” Maru said indignantly
“And I was struck by love at first touch” Ueda declared
“You were only after Maru’s body” Kame accuses
“I’m not that shallow” Ueda denies “His my classmate, so I know a lot about him and I like what I saw”
“You mean the face with an elephant’s nose?”
“Including that” Ueda confirms “I think I have a large nose fetish”
“You are weird” Kame concludes
“He is” Maru seconded
“But did you right away become a couple?” Kame asks “After Tat-chan grabbed your Marunichi?”
“Of course not” It’s Maru who answered “I am not that easy”
“Yeah you really gave me a hard time” Ueda pipes
“What did you do Tat-chan?”
“Every time I meet him in school, I touch his Maru-nichi” Ueda honestly said
“I was really pissed at first but later on I find it interesting” Maru admitted reluctantly
“And for me, since I already found my love at first touch, I was really determined to get it and he gave in at the end” Ueda tone held a tinge of pride
“You guys have a funny love story” Kame pointed out
“So Kame love at first touch is true” Ueda concluded “And I think this Akanishi Jin has some feelings for you or else he won’t keep on touching you”
“What will I do” Kame asks helplessly
“Do you like him” Ueda asks directly
“I don’t know Tat-chan”
“What do you mean?”
“He annoys the hell out of me but every time he is near me I feel really excited and alive” Kame admitted
“Then you must first make sure of your feelings” Maru advices wisely “Because I did”
“I know” Kame sighs
“Where are you right now” Ueda
“Not in the ranch”
“Where?” Maru prods
“In Akanishi’s house” Kame answered
“WHAT?” Ueda and Maru shouted
“Why?” Kame was confused with his friend’s reaction
“Find some super glue” Maru said hurriedly
“Wear five pants” Ueda said weirdly
“Huh?” Kame now is totally confused
“Go get a thread” Maru instructed
“No, get a needle first” Ueda countered
“What for? Tat-chan, Maru?”
“SEW YOUR BUTTHOLE” Ueda and Maru chorused
“I will not do such a thing, you are both ridiculous”
“He is out to get you” Maru panics
“Of course not” Kame denies
“He already molested you a couple of times” Ueda pointed out
“That will not happen again” Kame said
“Why is that?” Maru said doubtfully
“He said he doesn’t swing that way” Kame informs
“We don’t believe that” Ueda contradicts “I’m telling you he is planning something”
“That’s too ridiculous” Kame said firmly “He will not be doing anything to me tonight because we might be staying in the same house but not in the same room”
Kame’s argument went down the drain when suddenly Jin’s loud voice announces
“PEEPEE WE ARE GOING TO SLEEP TOGETHER”
~~end of chapter~~
A/N: sorry for the super duper late update but RL really sucks right now…grrrrrr >.<