"How is this at all inconspicuous?" Richard Castle asks as he wanders around the large, black SUV with the word 'Torchwood' engraved in the side. "It even says 'Torchwood.'"
Jack sighs and rubs his eyes. "Rick. You're just gonna haveta trust that we know what we're doing."
"Well, I don't," Rick snaps. "Especially after you hit on my daughter."
"I was only saying hello!"
"Like I don't know what that means!"
"Boys," Kate says harshly. "Knock it off, will you? I'm trying to decide whether or not I wanna take this job."
Rick shakes his head and mouths 'no,' and Kate rolls her eyes.
"You're just jealous that Captain Harkness attempted to hit on Alexis. And me."
Rick frowns.
"But what Captain Harkness doesn't realize is that if he does it again, I will beat his face in with my fist really hard, and no amount of charm can save him from that fate."
Can I have a Lance Sweets/Princess Diana pairing? You know that Sweets wouldn't care that Diana was way more BAMF than him. He'd be okay with it and probably think it cool
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I didnt know it could do that...
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Jack sighs and rubs his eyes. "Rick. You're just gonna haveta trust that we know what we're doing."
"Well, I don't," Rick snaps. "Especially after you hit on my daughter."
"I was only saying hello!"
"Like I don't know what that means!"
"Boys," Kate says harshly. "Knock it off, will you? I'm trying to decide whether or not I wanna take this job."
Rick shakes his head and mouths 'no,' and Kate rolls her eyes.
"You're just jealous that Captain Harkness attempted to hit on Alexis. And me."
Rick frowns.
"But what Captain Harkness doesn't realize is that if he does it again, I will beat his face in with my fist really hard, and no amount of charm can save him from that fate."
It's Jack's turn to frown.
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HP/DCU - Dick is shocked when Tim is sorted into Slythryn. Jason a little less so.
HP/DCU - Kon, Cassie, and Bart decide to befriend Tim, the transfer student from Beauxbatons.
DCU - Tim is arrested by crooked cops. It's up to Tam to help him.
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I love this banter, and Bart would totally be the uber-friendly one, zipping around and asking nosy questions so innocently.
Kon points out the pragmatic stuff while Cassie tries and fails to maintain group sanity. Awesome and spot-on. Love it. ♥
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Parker: *brightly* Let's go steal Hell!
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OR: JACKIE AND CARO'S FIRST MEETING.
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GUH. teh awesome. *fans self*
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