trees outside the window and a big band sound that makes you feel like everything’s okay

[leighwallace]

for christmas last year brian got me a worst-case scenario survival handbook and a monty python calendar. they have both proven to be extraordinary life saving purchases and i will continue showing my thanks by texting him what kind of day it's going to be and also by saving his life when we are attacked by bears, alligators, killer bees or

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[gerardway]

CAN I JOIN THE CIRCUS WITH YOU!?

[leighwallace]

OF COURSE YOU CAN!

[gerardway]

I do not want to miss this fabulous opportunity to be a lion tamer.

[leighwallace]

duuuude you could have a glittery whip and chair! that would be fab.

[philjamieson]

Hey I have that handbook too! Does it concern you at all that there seems to be nothing in it regarding survival of a robot uprising??

I can't even think of a song. I need to sleep oh my god.

[philjamieson]

I also meant to ask you if your child will ever stop being adorable? It just keeps on coming with that kid. I'd be worried about a cuteness uprising led by him. He'll have an army of kitties and puppies and floppy eared bunny rabbits. Wait, calling a six year old boy cute isn't cool in their eyes is it? Um.. he's err... totally rad? Sorry my experience is still only limited to toddlers and even they roll their eyes at what I say already.

Seriously Leigh, put me to bed.

[leighwallace]

the answer is no! look at his parents, there was no way his adorable quotient wasn't going to go through the roof. hahaha your delirium is making you insane.

i'll take you straight there, baby.

[leighwallace]

do you? awesome! well, i definitely think it's silly to teach me how to win a sword fight and yet not have a single thing about defense against cyborgs, but whatever. it's a good thing i got this baby when it was released. you can borrow my copy sometime if you want.

then you totally owe me one and i will force you to pay up if you take too long just fyi.

[brianlittrell]

I love your mood themes, they are always so fitting. See I told you it'd come in handy! I knew that book would one day save both of our lives and oh has it ever. Except for it missing the, how to not catch swine flu at the world possible time ever.

My impersonations are awesome, but you know it's always good to hear you laugh. Hey it's not my fault I tried hard to fight it! But the damn swine just kept clinging to me. I can't wait until you come out on Tour, I do love that we always seem to end up in London.

I can't wait for Halloween even though I will miss the awesome of it at home. I know you will tape it all for me!

And hi, I just wanted to say I miss you and love you and bub. :-*

[leighwallace]

why thank you, sir :-* you know for a while, i thought you only got it as a way to tease me, but honestly how badass that you can learn how to correctly jump from not just a tall building, but also a moving vehicle. if you ever retire from performing we could so go into the espionage business. in fact, we probably should anyway just because it would be so sexy.

you did try hard! it was just scary, you know how i hate diseases made up of just letters and numbers, it's not normal. hahaha london, the only thing better is if it were france. and don't worry about halloween we will so call or skype or something and keep you entertained for as long as we can. you can see baylee in his costume and then you can tell me what you think of mine.

i miss you too and you already know i love you more. take care of yourself, babycakes.

[brianlittrell]

Oi you! Come back RIGHT NOW I DEMAND IT!

[leighwallace]

YOU WERE AWAY AND SO I WENT TO MAKE A COCKTAIL I DO NOT REGRET THAT DECISION