IceTea BabyJesus (mom's two favorite people) Abcde (AB suh dee) Usnavy (mom saw it on the side of a ship) Nadxyzvie (I don't know how to pronounce it. We just called her 'sweetie') Twins: Lemonjello and Orangejello (mom craved jello during pregnancy. Pronounced lem ON jello and or AHN jello) Chlamydia (mom saw it on her chart) Female (fe MAHL lay). Again mom saw it on her chart Meconium (name for baby's first poo. Mom heard us talking about it and thought it was pretty, even after we explained what it was) Shi'Thead (look closely. Pronounced she THE id) As'Shole (ah SHOL ay, again, look closely)
Too funny. You know, I haven't read Breaking Dawn but I'm just realizing that the name is Renee and Esme mixed. oO. Anyway, how the heck do you even pronounce that ish?
Heh, this reminds me of when my sister and I would get the local newspaper and laugh at all the kids' names. We've seen some mind-bogglers.
Sadly I am all too familiar with the Destiny/Destine/Destini's and the Myracles. It's been a running joke for years so you would THINK that would let someone know, "Hmmm, maybe I shouldn't set my child up to be a walking punchline for life." But no, they continue to think that shit is cute. Sigh.
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Renesmee would be the worst name ever.
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I hope you mean 'favourite' as in 'gave me the biggest laugh of the week' :D
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My favorites (and these are all real)
IceTea BabyJesus (mom's two favorite people)
Abcde (AB suh dee)
Usnavy (mom saw it on the side of a ship)
Nadxyzvie (I don't know how to pronounce it. We just called her 'sweetie')
Twins: Lemonjello and Orangejello (mom craved jello during pregnancy. Pronounced lem ON jello and or AHN jello)
Chlamydia (mom saw it on her chart)
Female (fe MAHL lay). Again mom saw it on her chart
Meconium (name for baby's first poo. Mom heard us talking about it and thought it was pretty, even after we explained what it was)
Shi'Thead (look closely. Pronounced she THE id)
As'Shole (ah SHOL ay, again, look closely)
I really wish we had baby naming laws here.
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Sadly I am all too familiar with the Destiny/Destine/Destini's and the Myracles. It's been a running joke for years so you would THINK that would let someone know, "Hmmm, maybe I shouldn't set my child up to be a walking punchline for life." But no, they continue to think that shit is cute. Sigh.
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